Friday 29 February 2008

Huzuur aap ka bhi ehataraam karataa chalun

Idhar se guzara tha sochaa salam karataa chalun
Nigaah-e-dil ki aaKhirii yahii tamannaa hai

Tumhaari zulfon ke saaye me.n shaam karataa chalun
Unhen ye zid ki mujhe dekh kar kisi ko na dekh Meraa ye shauq ki sab se salaam karata chalun
Ye mere Khvaabon ki duniya nahi.n, sahi lekin Ab aa gaya huN to do din kayam karata chalun
Tumhare husn se jaage tamaam ha.ngaame.n Mai.n do hi lafzo.n me.n qissa tamam karata chalun
Mere kalaam ki saadagi achchhi Avaam sun ke maze le.n mai.n naam kartaa chalun

Hum rahi aisi rahon ke ke jin ki koi manzil hi nahi

Hum rahi aisi rahon ke ke jin ki koi manzil hi nahi
Ye jivan piyas ka sehra hai aur sar pe koi badil hi nahi
Jane ke liye her rut ayi,rehne ko hai bus ye tanhai
Ik umar ka rog na ho jaye ye pal do pal ki sachai
Sada ye ankhain sapne dekhain ane wale zamano ki
Hum rahi aisi rahoon ke
Jo chehra ankh mein aye sao khwab naye dikhla jaye
Jo sath chale wo mile nahi jo bichar gaye wo yaad aye
Manzil manzil dond rahe hain khwab apne armano ke
Hum rahi aisi rahoon ke jin ki koi manzil hi nahi
Ye jivan pyas ka sehra hai aur sar pe koi badil hi nahi

MUHABBAT CHUP NAHI REHTI


Vo Boli, Main Suhaney Mausamon k Geet Jaisi Hoon

Main Bola, Tum Haseen Deyhaation Ki Preet Jaisi Ho

Vo Boli, Main Chamakti Chandni k Rang Jaisi Hoon

Main Bola, Tum Muhabbat k Puraney Jhang Jaisi Ho

Vo Boli, Main Lehakti Waadion Ki Khushbouu Jaisi

Main Bola,Qaaf Ki Shehzadion Ki Khushbouu Jaisi

Vo Boli, Main Samander Paar Ki Jannat Se Aayi Hoon

Main Bola, Main Tumharey Khas Istaqbaal Ko Aaya

Vo Kehti Hay, k Mujh Se Tiltliyan b Pyar Karti Hain

Main Kehta Hon,Unhein Tum Baag k Phoolon Si Lagti Ho

Vo Kehti Hay, Mujhay Jugnu b Chooney k Liye Ayein

Main Kehta Hon, Tumhein Vo Chand Ki Mehman Samajhty Hain

Vo Kehti Hay, Meri Aawaz Ko Gunmbad Tarastey Hain

Main Kehta Hoon, Tumhari BaazGasht Meharban Chahey

Vo Kehti Hay, Main Hans Doon To Fizayein Raqs Kar Uthein

Main Kehta Hoon, Tu Ro Dey To Ghatayein Raqs Kar Uthein

Vo Kehti Hay, Parinday Pyar Se Mujhko Bulatey Hain

Main Kehta Hon, Shajar Aksar Tery Qissay Sunatey Hain

Vo Boli, Dard Aksar Raat Ko Soya Nahi Karta

Main Bola, Iss Tarah To Koi b Roya Nahi Karta...!!!

Jis simt bhee dekhoon

Jis simt bhee dekhoon nazar aataa hai ke tum ho

ai jaan-e-jahan ye koi tum saa hai ke tum ho

Ye khvaab hai khushbuu hai ke jhonkaa hai ke pal hai

ye dhundh hai baadal hai ke saaya hai ke tum ho

is deed ki saa-at main kai rang hain larazaan

main hoon ya koi aur hai dunya hai ke tum ho

ye umr-e-gurezaan kaheen theh-re to ye jaanoon

har saans main mujh ko yehi lagata hai ke tum ho

har bazm main mozu-e-suKhan dil zad-gaan ka

ab kaun hai shireen hai ke laila hai ke tum ho

ik dard ka phaila hua sehra hai ke main hoon

ik moaj main aaya hua darya hai ke tum hoa

abaad ham aashufta saron se naheen maqtal

ye rasm abhi shehr main zinda hai ke tum ho

ai jaan-e-'Faraz' itani bhi taufeeq kise thi

ham ko gham-e-hasti bhi gavara hai ke tum ho

Usay anjan raston se guzar jane

Usay anjan raston se guzar jane ki khwahish thi

Mohabbat mein amar ho jane mar jane ki khwahish thi

Wo kehta tha jeewaan teeragi hai

Aur hamein is teergi mein rung bharne hain roshni ke

Aur ye humko mukhtasir se chund lamhe jo mayasser hain

Ye lamhe hamein mohabbat se abad karne hain,

Kisi ko door se dekhna hai aur kisi se baat karni hai

Jahan ye din guzar jain waheen pe rat karni hai

Wo kehta tha mohabbat ka koi mausam nahi hota

Ye har mausam ka jazba hai jo kabhi kum nahi hota

Mohabbat ko naye dhub se basar karne ki khwahish

usay shab bhar jagati hai

Najane kaunsi chahat usay har pal rulati hai

Shanasa tha par har aik se bahut anjan rehta tha

Bahut abaad tha lekin bahut weeran rehta tha

Usay har shakhs ko hairan kar jane ki khwahish thi

Mohabbt mein amar hojane mar jane ki khwahish thi

Tune dewana bnaya

Tune dewana bnaya to main dewana bana,

Ab mujhay hosh ki dunya main tamaasha na bana,

Zoq-e-brbadi- e-dil ko bhi na kur tu barbaad,

Dil ki ujri hui bigri hui dunya na bana,

IshQ main deeda-o-dil sheesha-o-pemaana bana,

Jhum ker baith gaye hum wahin mekhana bana,

Ye tamanna hai ke aazad-e-tamnna hi rahu,

dil-e-mayus ko manus-e-tamnna na bana,

Nigh-e-naaz se puchain gai kisi din ye Zahin,

tunay kya kya na bnaya koi kya kya na bana!!

Mai chalta musafir tha

Mai chalta musafir tha, mujhay kia wo keh gain
Pal do pal ka sath tha, or sadiyaan guzar gain

Wo chandani raat main meray kafilay may thi
Mujh say sharam k maray thora fasilay pay thi

Jhukki nazar ki wo ada katil, na mujh say poch
Uthi nazar to taroon ki halchal, na mujh say poch

Ankhain thin oski yaan thi koe jannat ki nishani
Jaisay khuda nay likh di meri qismat ki kahani

On ankhoon ki ghehrai may kamooshi ka samaa tha
Khamoosh samander may doub jaanay ka mann tha

Is qadar kashesh thi on roshan nighahoon main
Chup jata kash oski palkoon ki panahoon main

Nazrain millin, zalim ada nay kuch aaisa tarpaya
On kajrari ankhoon ki qasam, ek pal na so paya

Os raat mai, on mast nighahoon main kho gaya
Pal do pal main raat katti, yunhi din bhi ho gaya

Suraj ki kirnoo main wo chamakti hoe Ankhain
Ghayal mera dil kar gain wo hasti hoe Ankhain

Nazroon mai oskay noor per Ankhoon mai tapish thi
Khenchay thi apni oorh mujahy, kuch aisi kashesh thi

Ankhoon say haal-e-dil sunna kar, jo wo gai
Nazroon main jab samai to, rastay mai kho gai

Dekha kisi nay jab meri ankhoon main ek nazar
Paaya tujhay to bolay, phir say dekh ek nazar

Dil aaj bhi is dar say anssu meray pee jaay
Ek akks hai Ankhoon may tera, wo na beh jaay

Khuwaboon mai bhi, tera pata pochta hoon mai
Loogoon k chehroon main tujhay khojta hoon mai

Dekhi thi hum nay jheel si Ankhoon mai khumari
Peetay ab-talak yaad main, Ankhoon say tumhari

Palkon mein chchupaye to

Palkon mein chchupaye to, bol de aankhein

Dil mein basayein to, chugalkhor hai baatein;

Din mein poochchati hain, kayi nigahein pata

Aur fursat mein khoob, sataati hain raatein.

Khud mein khud ko liye, khudbudi si ho rahi

Bada julum kiya pyar ne, aah se mil gayi aahein;

Mujhe pareshan dekhkar bhi, ruke na muskrahat

Bulati hain mahfil mein, isharon mein faila bahein.

Kabhi kahti hain, dekho, ijhar na karna kabhi

Hoti raheingin gahe-bagahe, yun mulakatein;

Isque hai, chah hai ya ki, mahaj khinch jana hai

Nahin maloom fir bhi sabr, bandhta nahin bandhein.

Mohabbat hai ya ulghan hai, chchupana daman hai

Ishque bhi nahin asan, karni pade kayi karamatein;

Magar ees daur ki khwahish ki, bekrari mein sab doobe

Tairnewale hain tairte, anjane karein mujh si baatein.

Dosto,

Dosto,
dil ki dararon se lahoo ke katrey jab lubz bantaay hain to kuch koshison ke baad hi kisi kavita, gazal ya nazam ka janam hota hai. kuch meri bhi koshish aap sabhi ki khidmat main pesh hai.

tujse aaj juda hai to kya hua,jinda hain kisi tarah is jamane main,khyal tere hai har pal aate to kya hua,jaane kaise arman sambhale hain
tere chasm ke maikhane main,har dhadkan tera aehsas hai, tu paas nahi to kya hua,sun hai tu hai jehan judaii nahi us jahan main,gar teri chahat jarrorat hai us jahan ki to kya hua,kuda ko bhi koi nahi mila tere siwa is jahaan main,tere bina chain nahi ek pal jee rahain hain to kya hua,khuda ke paas mere liye ask bhi nahi uske mai khane main,apni lass(dead body) khud dho raha hoon to kya hua,ab bhi koi kasar baqi hai tere keher barpane main

Dev.........

musaafir ke raste badalte rahe

musaafir ke raste badalte rahe muqaddar me chalna tha chalte rahekoyi phoul sa haath kaaNdhe pe tha mere paaNv sholon pe chalte rahe mere raaste me ujaalaa rahaa diye us ki aaNkhon ke jalate rahe wo kya tha jise hamne Thukara diya magar umr bhar haath malate rahe mahobbat adaavat wafaa beruKhii kiraaye ke ghar the badalte rahe sunaa hai unhe bhii hawaa lag gayii hawaaon ke jo ruKh badalte rahe lipaT ke charaaGon se wo so gaye jo phoulon pe karavaT badalte rahe

Seat Available for the Post of Girl Friend [Trainee]


Applications are invited for the following post.

The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective
Perks and incentives.
Total gross ( Monthly ) : 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) 10 bike rides each duration 1 hour 5 trips to National Highways 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple 10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- 2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends) Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size available with the shopkeeper. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - ---
Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Pls note: 1. Only females 1. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 2. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above Mentioned conditions.
There is more: For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.


Hurry Offer for limited period only

Rang bhi us ka tha kuch ora ora sa

Rang bhi us ka tha kuch ora ora sa

Shabnam k ansoo rawan thay us k

Dil tha us ka kuch bujha bujha sa

Bahar ka tha mosam phir bhi na khila tha

Dali say tha who apni kuch jhuka jhuka sa
Main nay ju dekha usay

Pass ja k pocha us sayKyon ha odas to?

Kyon kerta ha dil barbad to?

Kis ko kerta ha yad to?

Yeh sun ker who ronay laga
Shabnam k ansoo say moon dhonay laga

Or rotay rotay bas yeh kehnay laga

Mera yar mugh ko chor gaya hai

Mera pyar mugh say moon mor gaya hai

Ab main kis k liyay khil jaoon

Ab main kis k liyay khushboo mahkaoon
Mujhe kon apnay dil say lagaie ga

Mujh ko kon apni sansoon may basay ga

Mera chaman ojar gaya hai

Mera yar mujh say bichar gaya hai

Bas ab to her lamhay us ki yad hai

Bas baqarari hai, tarap hai faryad hai
Mujh ko koe meray yar say mila dai

Mujh ko koe mera pyar lota dai

Woh ayey ga tu khil jaoon ga mai

NApni zindagi say mil jaoon ga maiN

wo buchpan ki kahaniyan,

wo shararteen,wo shytaniyan,

chor aye hum,pardes ko ane wale

apne des ki galeeon main,

wo pehroon dhoop main phirna,

wo uchal uchal ke gana,

wo nani amma ki bateen,

wo chand sunehri rateen,

wo jugnooeeon ki shamat,

wo titleeoon ka pakrna

wo tofeeon pay lrna,

wo tarah tarah ki bateen

sab yaar sangi baili.

chor aye hum,

pardes ko ane wale

apne des ki galeeon main,

wo eid shabrat ki rasmeen,

sath rehne ki sab kasmeen,

wo college ka zamana,wo slybus,

wo kitabeen,wo parkoon main jana,

chat pay patang urana,

dostoon se mastiyan ,

wo burgeroon ka khana,

wo germeeon ki subheen,

wo serdeeon ki shameen,

chor aye hum,pardes ko ane wale

apne des ki galeeon main,

wo bare miyan ki bateen,

naseehatoon ki sogateen,

wo kacha paka angan,

wo ghar ki sab dewareen,

wo chireeoon ki chehkareen,

wo neeeem ki thundi chaoon,

wo sersoon peeli peeli,

wo ugtay sabz botay,

wo bagh aur bahareen ,

chor aye hum,

pardes ko ane wale

apne des ki galeeon main,

kho kar kisi ko dil kabi shaad nahi rehta

kho kar kisi ko dil kabi shaad nahi rehta
dunia main sada koi nager abad nahi rehta
zikar-e-bahar na ho tu bazm-e-chaman main
garg-o-gul o ghuncha koi phir shad nahi rehta
dil grifta mohabbat mein hey paband-e-zindan
kar lay jo muhabat wo phir azad nahi rehta
ajab dastoor-e-qudrat ki inayat to dekhye
koi berbad yahan sada berbad nahi rehta
pewasta-e-bundgi jo ho khulus ka peywand
tu dilon main koi bugaz o anad nahi rehta
samja hey lehron kay isharon ko jo sameer
safeena us ka phir zad-e-uftaad nahi rehta

Ye sila mila hai mujhko teri dosti ke pechey

Ye sila mila hai mujhko teri dosti ke pechey

Ke hazaro gham lage hain meri zindagi ke pechey
Mujhe Qatal kar na dalay teri Qatilana nazrain

kahein Qatal ho chokay hain teri ek nazar ke pechay
Meri aanso'n pe essay na aanso zamane walo'n

Koi raaz to chupa hai meri be-basi ke pechay
woh ameer hain to honge main gharib hun to kiya hai

Woh mehel bana rahein hain meri jhonprhi ke pechay
Nahi sang or mujhe mein koi fark ab raha hai

Main sarapa bhuj gaya hun teri aashiqi ke pechay
Ye hawas hai ya muhabat ke battak raha hai humraa

Kabhi es gali ke pechay Kabhi os gali ke pechay
Na utthaye ka jabeen ko tere sang-e-dar se "Ishrat"

Woh kaha'n kaha'n na phoncha teri bandagi ke pehcay
Ye sila mila hai mujhko teri dosti ke pechey

Ke hazaro gham lage hain meri zindagi ke pechey

Saadah Say Ek Chehray Par Kia Jaadu Gar Si Aankhain Hain...!!!

Saadah Say Ek Chehray Par Kia Jaadu Gar Si Aankhain Hain...!!!
Jo Dekhay Un Ka Ho Jaaye, Jo Utray Woh Thah Ho Jaye
Kitnay Sapnay Jaagh Rahay Hain, In Palkhon K Saaye Saaye
Shamma Sehar Si, Charah Gar Si, Naama Bar Si Aankhain Hain
Anjaani Pehchaani Bhi, Apni Aur Baighaani Bhi
Aik Hi Manzar Ka Hissa Hain, Aaks Bhi Aur Haraani Bhi...!!!
Saahil Jaisi Lagti Hain Woh Aur Bhanwar Si Aankhain Hain
Saadah Say Ek Chehray Par Kia Jaadu Gar Si Aankhain Hain...!!!

Dharkanon Ko Parh Lo

Merey Dil Pay Haath Rakho Meri Dharkanon Ko Parh Lo
Meri Saanson Main Mehkati Howi Saghamon Ko Parh Lo
Sehraaon Main Na Bhatko Mera Haath Thaam Lo Tum
Sajay Howay Merey Khaabon K Gulshanon Ko Parh Lo
Merey Laboon Nay Seekha Nahin Dil Ka Haal Kehna
Main Soochti Hoon Kis Tarhan Meri Ujhanoon Ko Parh Lo
Inhay Waqt Ki Yeh Lehrain Na Jaanay Kab Mitta Dain
Tum Rait Pay Likhi Howi Meri Khaahishon Ko Parh Lo
Yeh Intizaar Main Hain Kab Khul K Baras Jaayein
In Aankhon Main Jo Qaid Hain Un Badliyon Ko Parh Lo
Ab Haathon Main Hain Terey Merey Shaam Aur Sawairay
Chahay Khushi Ko Jaano Chahay Ghamoon Ko Parh Lo

tujhey yaad na dila saka

tujhey yaad na dila saka, ke tujhey kabhi na bhula saka
tera samney mera haal tha, per tujhey nazar na aa saka
huwi shab tamaam ter taveel teri yaad jab baras pari
kisi ashk ki phuwar sey mein dil ki aag naa bujha saka
teri tarb-e-naz o sarisht mein, mera zakhm tha hara bhara
ke maseeha ho key bhi juz merey kabhi kaam tu na aa saka
mujhey eztarab-e-zest mein tha tera guman surur saa
jo teri nazar se pee gaya wo khumar mein na bhula saka
hey ankh num usey dekh ker jo chaman sehra ba-kuf huwa
mein uttha key aasman sey koi abr-e-tar naa laa saka
tu chalaa jo haath tham ker, mujhey jeeney ki huwi aarzoo
terey chaar din key saath ko mein umr bhar na bhula saka
tu gaya to meri zeest key sitaarey sarey hi bujh gaey
terey baad taq-e-dill pe mein, kabhi ek diya na jala saka
teri qurbaton mein fasley simat rahey they har gaam per
tujhey kho key phir Sabat kabhi ek qadam naa uttha saka

Tuesday 26 February 2008

muhabat kay maroon ka

muhabat kay maroon ka
falak kay sitaroon ka
koi watan nahi hota
koi chaman nahi hot
ain kay naseebon main jalna haj
udai main pighalna ha
shab=e=furqat ho ya shab=e=wasalin
hain to bas jalna ha
koi to ho jo dukh samjhay
koi to ho jo gam janay
koi to ho jo pahchanay
magar kuch bhi nahi hota
mutabat kay maroon ka
falak ka sitaroon ka
koi watan nahi hota
koi chaman nahi hota

Meri daastaan-e-hasarat

Meri daastaan-e-hasarat Wo suna suna ke roye
Mere aazamane Wale mujhe aazama ke roye

Koi aisa ahal-e-dil ho ke fasaana-e-muhabbat
Main use suna ke roun vo mujhe suna ke roye

Meri aarazu ki duniya dil-e-naatavaan kii hasarat
Jise kho ke shaadaman te use aaj pa ke roye

Teri bevafaaiyon par teri kaj_adaaiyon par
Kabhi sar jhukaa ke roye kabhi munh chupa ke roye

Jo sunai anjuman mein shab-e-Gam ki aap_biti
Kai ro ke muskuraye kai muskuraa ke roye

Kahein "Saif" Raste mein woh mille to un se kehna
Mein uddaas hun akele mere pass aake roye

Aaj ashkon ka taar Toot gayaa

Aaj ashkon ka taar Toot gayaa

Rishta-e-intazar Toot gayaa
Yun vo Thukaraa ke chal diye goyaa

Ik khilauna tha pyaar Toot gayaa
Roye rah-rah kar hich_kiyan lekar

Saaz-e-Gam baar baar Toot gayaa

Aap ki beruKhi kaa shikawa kya

Dil tha napaidar Toot gayaa

Dekh li dil ne besabaati-e- gul

Phir tilism-e-bahaar Toot gayaa

'Saif' kya char din ki ranjish se

Itani muddat ka pyar Toot gayaa

Kuch wo bola! Kuch mai boli

Kuch wo bola! Kuch mai boli,

Kuch Kuch hum donoon ki boli
Kabhi wo dola! Kabhi mai doli,

Hum donoon ki yek jaan boli

Wo bola pyar karoon aaisa,

kuch phooloon or kalion jaisa
Kuch amber say sagar jaisa,

kuch badal say barish jaisa

Mai boli pyar karoon aisa,

kuch laila or majnoo jaisa
Kuch sassi or punnu jaisa,

kuch on jaisa kuch hum jaisa

Wo bola pass teray aaown,

teray pyar yun behak jaown
Mai boli itnay pass aaow ,

yun tann mann mai mehak jaow

Wo bola mujh ko chunnay do,

hontoon mai hont bhegonay do
Jo pyass hai aaj bhuja daloon,

bahoon mai yun bahain daloon

Mai boli mujh ko cheroo na,

zulfoon say meri kheloo na
Rukh hathoon mai ab lay lo na,

hontoon say mujh ko chu lo na

Wo bola jab tu liptay hai, mera

dil hathoon say phislay hai
Tu hath jo tann per maslay hai,

mera rowaan rowaan tarsay hai

Mai boli joban machlay hai,

machhli pani bin tarpay hai
Tarpi mai tum bin dori mai,

rishtoon ki kuch majbori mai

Wo bola tan ko sulghown ga,

phir sansoo say pighlawn ga
paa'ay gi khud ko hawaon main,

kuch aaisa mai kar jawn ga

Mai boli na shermaown gi,

na zulfoon say khud ko chupaown gi
Aaj tujh main sama jaown gi,

bus aagay kuch na keh paown gi

Wo bola zulfoon k andheroon mai,

hud paar mujhay kar janay do
Sansoon ki garmi, ,jismoon ki narmi,

ek dojay mai kho janay do

Jindagi -

Jindagi - Jindagi se kya pati hai
Jindagi - Jindagi ko ghula jati hai;
Kashmahkash se na mile nizat
Jindagi - Jindagi ko rula jati hai.

Ret ke pahad si, rahti hai khadi
Ret ki aandhiyon se, jhuka jati hai;
Ret si fisalti rahti hain, jindganiya
Ret ki sarsrahat mein, bula jati hai.

Jindagi Diya hai, Jindagi Baati hai
Jindagi ki roshni, andhera sula jati hai;
Jindagi hai, jajbaton ke samandar
Bulbulon sa uthati hai, bhula jati hai.

Aap ko jindagi na kahoon to kahun kya
Mohabbat hi, jindagi hila-dula jati hai;
Pyar ke ouphar mein aey yaar lipat ja
Tujhe hi dekh kar, jindagi ga jati hai

Friday 22 February 2008

Khalayoun main sitaarey jaagtey

Khalayoun main sitaarey jaagtey hain zameen par dukh hamarey jaagtey hain Kuraido naa hamaari raakh logon abhi gham k sharaarey jaagtey hain muqaddar kis tarah soyey gaa mera abhi meray sahaarey jaagtey hain abhi bheeg jaayain aansooun say aankhoun k kinaarey jaagtey hain tumhain hum dhoondtey phirtey hain muqaddar tou tumhaarey jaagtey hain!!

Devmukund
dosto jindagi main jo kuch gahatnayi hoti hain insaa unko labjaun main bayan kartai. aise shaks bhaut hi julm sehne wale hotey hain. dosto aaplogon ko yeh mera aakhri razrana. khuda hafizzzzzzzzzz

devmukund


AAJ KI RAAT BARI DIL NASHIN RAAT HOGI
TUM CHALE AOO KE MAAH HO ANJUM KI BARAT HOGI

JASBE ULFAT KA HAI IMTHAN MULAQAT HOGI
GOYA TUMHARE ISHQ MAIN SARI KAYNATH HOGI

ANJUMAN DILO KI SAJI HAI AAO KOI BAT HOGI
AAJ KI RAAT BARI DIL NASHIN RAAT HOGI

ABTO CHARCHE HONE LAGE HAIN GALI GALI MAIN
JHANDE RUSWAION KE GARD CHUKE HAI APNI BASTI MAIN

HAMARI ASHIQIE KA ANJAM HAI BAS DEEWANGI MAIN
CHALO DEEWANE BAN KE DIN GUZAREIN AB ZINDDGI MAIN

AAB IBTADA TO DEKHLI KIYA INTEHA MAIN INAYAT HOGI
AAJ KI RAAT BARI DIL NASHIN RAAT HOGI

HUMSE WADA TO KARTE HAIN AUR MUKAR JATE HAIN
GAIR KE PAHELOO SE HAS HAS KE GUZAR JATE HAIN

HUM TARAP TARAP KE KHUD GUM SE SAWAR JATE HAIN
JAB HUM DIL KO SAMJHANE UNKE KARIB JATE HAN

DAR HAI KHIN BHARAM NA HO WARNA AFAT HOGI
AAJ KI RAAT BARI DIL NASHIN RAAT HOGI

DIL SE KHAYAL NA JAYE TO KYA KARU

DIL SE KHAYAL NA JAYE TO KYA KARU
BATA YAAD AYE TOK YA KARU
HASRAT HAI EK NAZR DEKHALU
LEKIN KISMAT WOLAMHA NA LAYE TO KYA KARU

BADA ARMAAN THA TERE SANG ZINDAGI BITANE KA
PAR SHIKWA HAI TERE KHAMOSH HO JANE KA
DEEWANGI MERI IS SE BADH KAR KYA HO GI
JISE AAJ BHI INTEZAR HAI TERE LAUT AANE KA

PHOOLO KI CHAHAT SABHI KO HAI KAANTE CHUEGA KAUN
AGAR TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAOGE TO HUMSE PYARREGA

aaj us ki yaad ney reh reh key tarpaya bohat

aaj us ki yaad ney reh reh key tarpaya bohat
tha musafir dil ko jis s hajr ka saaya boaht

ret kaa ghar sar-e-saahil rahey gaa kab talak
dil na maana, deewaney ko samjhaya bohat

kiya khabar thi shabnum ki tarha ro jaey gaa
ab ke baras bhi abr ne hum ko tarsaaya bohat

dekhna dena nahi hathon mein kisi aur key
merey ashkon se tera anchal rang laya bohat

saaya-e-zulf hey qismat walon key liye
apney liye to hey faqat deewar ka saaya boaht

Circuit Bhai.....

Bhai ye article to net se copy paste kiya hai but maine bhi ek baar try kiya tha...... kissa sunata hoonShe called me "Hello is this Madhur Sharma"Me " Ya..... who's there"She " Sir i am calling from ICICI Pru Life "Me " Whats ur name"She " Its Sonia here sir"Me " Can we talk in hindi "She " yes sir.... sure"Me " Aap ko mera Number kis ne diya"She " Ye hamare database mein hai "Me " really Sonia....... mera ek kaam kar do plzzzz mujhe Kanika ka Phone No. apne database se de do... Jab Madhur ka number hai aap ke Database mein to Kanika ka bhi hoga"She "Who is kanika sir"Me " She is my GF..... but mujh se naraz ho kar baat nahi kar rahi..... number bhi change kar liya hai.... but mujhe yakeen hai ki tum meri help jarur karo gi..... hai na dekho na apna database"She " Sir aisa nahi ho sakta..... there are so many kanika.... how can i found out.... aap plzzz hamara insurance scheme to sun lein...."Me " Katti mein tum se baat nahi karta..... jab tum Madhur ko dhundh sakti ho to Kanika ko keon nahi...."She " Sir try to understand plzzzz "Me "No 1st Kanika..... aap ko kya pata meri us ke bina kya halat ho rahi hai....."She "Sir Hamari ek bahut acchi insurance scheme...... ."Me " Kanika "Bas Bhai phir to us ne aisa phone kata ki mud kar aaj tak nahi kiya ........Bhai aap bhi apna experience jarur share karna..... aur hamesha muskurate rahiye......Thanks

Tujhse Apni Mohhabbat ka Izhaar kiya hai

Tujhse Apni Mohhabbat ka Izhaar kiya hai, kya bura kiya hai,Aaine mai Tere Aks ka Deedar kiya hai, kya bura kiya hai,

Khuda ne baksha hai Tujhpar Apni Naimatton ka Khazana,
Surat-e-Aaftab Teri dekhkar Khud ko Fana kiya hai, kya bura kiya hai,

Khilate hain Phool aur lagte hain Phal Shaakh-e-Darakht pe hi,Humne Mohabbat ka Darakht lagaya hai, kya bura kiya hai,

Wo Teri Shokh Adaa wo Andaaz-e-Qatil, Mai-Khane mai Tere naam ka Zikr kiya hai, kya bura kiya hai,

Fiza-e-Bahar mai Humne bhi chaha hai ek Yaar Shiddat se,Uski Rehmat hai usne Humko Tumse milaya hai, kya bura kiya hai,

Ye to Izhaar-e-Ulfat ka Aagaaz hai “Mahreen”
“Sitaara” ne Tere Jalwa-e-Husn ko chaha hai, kya bura kiya hai,

Aata nahi hai Hume Nazam-e-Ulfat Bayan karma,
Phir bhi Bayan kiya hai, kya bura kiya hai,

Monday 18 February 2008

Make a difference~

A man was walking down the beach at sunset. As, he walked along, he saw another man in the distance. He noticed this man kept leaning down, picking up something and throwing it out into the water, again and again. As, he approached even closer, he noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had been washed up on the beach. He was throwing them back into the water, one by one. Puzzled, he approached the man and said, "Good Evening. I was wondering what you are doing." "I'm throwing these starfish back into the ocean. You see, it's low tide and all these starfish have been washed up onto the shore. If, I don't throw them back into the ocean, they'll die up here from lack of oxygen." "But, there must be thousands of starfish on this beach. You can't possible get to all of them. And, don't you realize this is probably happening on hundreds of beaches all up and down this coast. Can't you see that you can't possibly make a difference?" The man bent down and picked up yet another starfish, and threw it back into the ocean. With a smile he replied, "Made a difference to that one !!!" Just remember, no matter how small the deed it really does makes a difference. Make a difference today.

BHEED MAIN KUCH LOG SUGBUGA RAHE THE,

BHEED MAIN KUCH LOG SUGBUGA RAHE THE,
JINDA THA IK SHAKS JIKSI KHAHANI SUN-SUNA RAHE THE,
KUCH PURJE LIYE MERE ARMANO KE KOI AYA WAHA,
QTAL MERA KARKE APNI WAFAON KI DHUHAI DE RAHE THE
MERI LAAS MAIN PURJON KI AAD MAIN KHANJAR CHUPA RAHE THEY
UTHNE KO THA JANAJA MERA
WOH HATHON MAIN APNE RANG-E-HINA SAJA RAHE THEY
KHUS THEY WOH QTAL MAIRA KARKE
KHANJAR BHAI MERE PHLOO MAIN CHIPA GAYE
JHAROKHE SE DEKHKAR MERE JANAJE KO
TASALLI APNE ARMAON KO PAA GAYE.
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mere dil ki pukaar hai sun lijiye jara,
umar bekarar hai mil lijiye jara,
khani chhoti guft-a-g-u main kho na jaye,
are shib gour-e-deedaar kar lijiye jara
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kuch khato kitabat ki baat kijiye,
milo kisiko to muskuraya kijiye,
meri khatabat nazar andaj kijiye,
kam se kam ek baar dil se salam to kijiye

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tere deedar ke bina din-rat baichain hai,
zinda to hoon magar muskil main chain hai,
bekarari hai bahut kahi se koi teri sada aati,
hi dil ke paas tu, phir bhi bahut door hai

some more my own creations......

beet na saki main woh raat hoon,
mit na saka main woh jajbaat hoon,
aandhiya bhujha na sake jise main woh chiraag hoon,
katey na jo main woh rah hoon,
baujhana sake jis pyass ko lakhon askon ke samunder,
bhadki hui main woh pyass hoon
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patthar se nagme ki ummed kahan,
takrayega ser se jab dard ke alawaa kya dega,
mohabbat main chahat ki ummed kahan,
milega jab dilwar judai ke alawa kya hoga,
meri tanha raato main needon ki ummed kahan,
aankhon main ratjage dil main tere intezaar ke alawaa kya hoga
meri jaagti raaton ka hisaab kahan hoga,
unke sitmon ka hisab kahan hoga,
meri jaagti raaton ka hisaab kahan hoga,
woh kehte hain mere rushwaiyo ka hisaab kahan hoga
aapke diye jakhmon ka hisaab khan hoga

Khalayoun main sitaarey jaagtey hain

Khalayoun main sitaarey jaagtey hain
zameen par dukh hamarey jaagtey hain
Kuraido naa hamaari raakh logon
abhi gham k sharaarey jaagtey hain
muqaddar kis tarah soyey gaa mera
abhi meray sahaarey jaagtey hain
abhi bheeg jaayain aansooun say
aankhoun k kinaarey jaagtey hain
tumhain hum dhoondtey phirtey hain
farhat muqaddar tou tumhaarey jaagtey hain!!

teray bena kabi chain se baser na hoi

teray bena kabi chain se baser na hoi

ye or baat kay es ki tujay khabar na hoi

main kehkashaa main bhi tuj ko talash ker letaye kehkashaa bhi magar teri rahguzar na hoi

kitna ajeeb tha teray diyaar ka rasta kay jahaa chandni bhi meri humsafar na hoi

Jindagi kee rehgujar mein koi dildaar naa milaa,

Humraahee toh bahot miley koi humwaar naa milaa,

Dil humne bhee rakhaa thaa tijaarat kee khwaahish se,

Par dil kaa koi humaare khareedaar naa milaa,

Tasallee toh bahot dee humein jamaane kee bheed ne,

Kaandhe pe rakh ke sar ro lein aisaa yaar naa milaa,

Yoon toh har zakhm kee hotee hai,

Sukoon de jo iss dil ko, aisaa pyaar naa milaa.

Does this make you feel better or one of my lectures on positive thinking.

The sound of a broken heart beating

Is like no other

The sinking feeling

Makes you wonder why you bother You love them in a way

They could never imagine

To them it's just another day

Everythime you hug them or speak to them

You feel safeTo find the feeling is one sided

You feel there is no meaning to lifeTo see them happy with someone else

Makes you wonderIs there anyone for myself.

Kabhi Pyar se Mujhko Bulaya Tha

Kabhi Pyar se Mujhko Bulaya Tha

Kabhi Seena Cheer K Dikhlaya Tha

Kabhi Ashk Bahakar Wafa Jatai

Kabhi Muskurakar Nazar Churai

Kabhi Khoi Rahi meri yaad mein

Kabhi din Mein Kabhi Raat Mein

Kabhi Mehfil mein Kabhi khuwab mein

Kabhi Baat se nikli har baat mein

Kitna Pyar Tha Usey

Woh Meri Pasand ka khayal karna

woh ghanton mujhse Batein Karna

Woh 0hathon mein mehndi rachana

Woh aankhon mein kajal lagana

Woh apne pyar ki duhai Dena

Woh Mujhko Har Baar Apna Kehna

Woh Din bhi kitney suhaney thay

ik doosrey k hum diwaney thay

Ik sham jab hawa chali

Laga k kahin koi imarat giri

laga k matam barpa hai

Laga k Koi Mar gaya

Laga k lahu se likh kar mera naam abhi koi guzra hai

Woh ashkon mein uske masoom naina

mere sang na rehna ab jika tha kehna

Wo RUh ko mehkaney wali

jism se jaan nikaal rahi thi

Woh Jisey Hayat kehti thi

Woh Maut usey ab keh rahi thi

Kabhi Pyar se mujhko bulaya tha....

Kabhi Seena Cheer k Dikhlaya tha....

Aaj badla badla sa nazara lagta hai

Aaj badla badla sa nazara lagta hai
Kiun aaj khuwab bhi, apna paraya lagta hai

Jaisay kuch kho diya ho is dil nay
Weran jangel sa kiun dil ka nazara lagta hai

Jaisay phool bhi bhool gaye hoon hasna
Mosam bahaar ka hai or khizaan ka lagta hai

Abhi to mojjoon nay sahil say dosti ki thi
Kiun gum-sum sa sahil ka kinara lagta hai

Kabhi jo do ghari bhi door na reh sakta tha
Kiun ajj milnay ko, akhari kinara rakha hai

Jo zuban naam pokaray bina na rehti thi
Aaj os nay naam hamara, paraya rakha hai

Meri har baat peh jo aitabar karta tha
Aaj kiun os kay sawaloon mai gilla lagta hai

Na parh saka jo meri soch parha karta tha
Janay kis baat peh os ko shobhah sa lagta hai

Jo milla mujh ko sada lafz mohabbat ban kar
Kiun aaj lafz wo ansuwon say mitta rakha hai

Meri beloss mohabbat ka sila mujh ko mila
Tera dil torr kar khud ko saza mai rakha hai

Meri sachai per elzam lagaya os nay
Mujhay aaj apni hi nazroon mai gira rakha hai

Na lout aanay ki os nay to qasam khai thi
Jany kia soch kar darwaza khula rakha hai

Qasoor kia hai mera koe mujh to batla dai
Kiun aaj saaye say apnay mujhay darr lagta hai

Kiun wo is qadar naraz ho gaya hum say
Jo humain apni jaan say bhi pyara lagta hai

Rooh mai bassay jisay rakha tha,
Zehan mai aaj kiun weham-o-gumaan sa lagta hai

Na tha kuch to khuda tha,

Na tha kuch to khuda tha, na hota kuch to khuda hota
daboya mujh ko honay nay, na main hota to kia hota

huwi mudat kay mar gaya Ghalib par yaad aata hai
woh har ek baat pay kehna, kay youn hota to kia hota

Rakhtay kay tumhi ustaad nahi ho Ghalib
kehtay hain aglay zamanay main koi meer bhi tha

Asad us jafaa par buton say wafaa ki me-ray sher shabaash rahmat kHuda ki

hum nay mana keh taghaful nah karo-gay lekin
khaak ho jaaayen-gay tum ko khabar ho-nay tak.

jiss main laakhon baras ki hoorein hoon
aisi jannat ka kya ka-ray koi

Monday 11 February 2008

B ALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things ...
The most destructive habit....... ......... ......Worry
The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ....Giving
The greatest loss........ ........Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... ......Selfishnes s
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"........ ..Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ....Fear
The most effective sleeping pill........ Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..... .......Excuses
The most powerful force in life........ ......... .Love
The most dangerous pariah...... ......... ...A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope
The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ........" I Can"
The greatest asset....... ......... ......... .....Faith
The most worthless emotion..... ......... ....Self- pity
The most beautiful attire...... ......... .......SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ......... .....Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... ..Enthusiasm
The most important thing in life........ ......... .GOD

Sunday 10 February 2008

yun seher hoti hey apni her aik raat ke baad

yun seher hoti hey apni her aik raat ke baad
Jaisey mosam koi badalta hey barsat ke baad

Mein uss ke husn ke mehwar mein ulajhta hi gaya
Jo baat keni thi yaad aai mulaqaat ke baad

Samajh mein aai mohabbat to sherminda huwey
Jazba-e-fart- e-janoo shiddat-e-jazbaat ke baad

Simat hi jein gi saansein jo bikhri bikhri hein
Sanbhal hi jaey ga dill terey eltifaat ke baat

Meri nazar ab kisi chehrey pe tteherti hi nahi
Meri nigah ki teri nazar se mulaqaat ke baad

Ghamon ki zad mein na aaey kaarwan-e-hayat
Kizan na dekhey koi baharon ki soghat ke baad

Ay khuda kashti-e-umeed na ho gharqab kisi ki
Mustaqil de khushi dard ke lamhaat ke baad

Mumkin Nahi wo tujh ko bhool jaey sabat
Kaisey tootay ga taluq barson ke sath ke baad

DREAMS

Dreams are just like a house of sand,which the peoples
make from their own hands,
Dream are just like a shower of rain ,which comes turn
by turn without any gain,
Dreams are just like a bunch of flower ,which can be seen
once in the night hours,
Dreams are also a source of happiness ,and some time also
a source of sadness
But remember ,Success come only to those who DREAMS

Love for all

chaloo abb faisla karlo
kah jo apni mohabbat thi
nasha tha woh jawani ka
khumaar utra to yeh jana
mohabbat yuh nahi hoti
jo main nay khuab datkhay thay
hain uski kirchyan baqi
aur zakhmi paun hain mayray
tumhara humqadam rahna
mujhay mumkin nahi lagta
tuharay aur mayray darmiya
diwar hay sayad
jo hargiz gir nahi sati
tumhay woh loog piaray hain
jo mujhko zahr lagtay hain
mujhay tum abb bhi piaray ho
magar abb moor aisa hay
jahan rastay mukhalif hain
tumhay yeh to pata hoga
mukhalif simth chalnay say
kibhi manzil nahi milti

to phir kyun waqat khotay ho
chaloo abb faisla kar lo..........

love for all

Ajj is bhigtay mousam ki qasam
aajaoooooooo!

woh jo khadshat bari dayr say
dil main hain niha........ .......
woh jo ............ ......... ......... ..
aankhon main bohat lagta hay
aahoon ka dhuwan...... ........
woh jo ik hijr-e-musalsal ki ghani raatain hain
ya judai ki jo pur kha r si kuch batay hain
ajj khadshat-e-judai ko milan day jaoo.......
ajj is bhigtay mousam ki qasam
aajaoooooooo!

abb to in hijr-e-musalsal ki ghanni ratoo ko
koi pur kaif kasak, koi lagan day jaoo.......
har guman pay yu haqiqat ki tarah chajaoo
ajj is bhigtay mousam ki qasam
aajaoooooooo!

Saturday 9 February 2008

Sooraj ke chehre per

Sooraj ke chehre per,
jab nisha ke kesh lahraye
Makhmali chaal mein,
tab shokhi liye sham aaye;
Kabhi lahre, kabhi uljhe,
to yun khisak-khisak jaye
Dupatta bawari hawa si,
asman ko chumne dhaye.
Tan-man bansuri ban kar,
man ki gaagari bhar kar
Suron ki ragini mein dhalane ko,
man hi man harshaye;
Koyee ek nayan shyam sajan ho,
aah ki jatan ho
Gile hothon ki chchuwan se,
ras madhuri bahaye.
Jindagi ke kai chal hain,
kuchch jee ke janjal hain
Chalte-chalte rahon mein,
sham aise gungunaye;
Hatheli se chchupa honth,
hansi ko daba loon main
Badi shatir hai dhalti sham,
bekhudi mein budbudaye

»»Aye Hawa Mujhe Le chal unke paas««

Aye hawa mujhe le chal unke paasAye ghata de de hatho main unka haath wo ayege leke meri dil ki khoshi kounse kahena zara woh thaam le meri zindagh kokerni hai mujhe unse apne dil ki baatAye hawa mujhe le chal unke paas

pyaar unse main had se zyada karogiwo jaha hoge unse milne pankh lag ke chalogiqadam qadam pe dongi main unka saathkerni hai mujhe unse apne dil ki baat

unki perchayi banke rhena haisaath unka mujhe bas dena haiwo jaha rahege main raho gi unke saathdil se rooh se hoge ham pas pas

barish ki boondu main chaire ko main chomogilapti hawao ke rokh se unko main cho logisuraj ki kirno se raoshni main dongibas mujhe phaoncha de tu unke passAye hawa le chal mujhe unke paas

ankho se unki main taro ko cho logichanda ki raoshni unko main de dongipatto main bikher k qadmo ko cho logibijli se lipat k bahon main bher logisuraj ki pheli kirno ka unko bosaa main dongiaaj bas main nahi mere ye jazbaat

choke tu ana unhe ye bas batana unhemere wo dilber hai tu na satana unhemera paigham dena choke tu unko fir mujh ko chonaaye hawa tu samajh jana mere dil ki baatwo ho jahan kahi ho hai tu mere saath

waqat se halaat se raasta doshwaar haimera jana na hoga tu chali ja o mera pyaar haisaanso se unki lipat k etna tu kah denatere bina dil nahi lagta o mere sajnawo hai sanam mere samjhe ge her ek baat

tujhko pata nahi maloom; aa de do unka pata ankho main tasweer unki meri hi hongihonto se naam mera dherkan le rahi hongiqadmo ki aahatein mujhko hi dhond rahi hongibahon main leke meri yaadein ankhein so rahi hongipalko se mohabbat unki tujhe eshara dengilakho main ek hai wo chahat ye nazara dengifir tu khoshi se unke gale lag janamohbbat hai wo meri tu unko batanahongi kitni haseen wo raatjis rooz karegi tu unse mulaqaatkerna tu unse mere dil ki baatAye hawa mujhe le chal abhi unke paas

Sunday 3 February 2008

don't read this

Sign board outside a prostitute's house in Grant road: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

Yesterday's news : An aunty was ****d while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are Larger than they appear from outside.

***** class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me, aap yeh achhanahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

Santa and Banta were caught raping a girl.
They were called for identification parade.
When the girl arrives,
both Santa and Banta shout together:
'Yahi thee,
Yahi thee'

Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai?
Sari colony khush hai,
Ek tumhari hiaag nahin bujhati?

Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations.
At the time of packing
Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai,
main saath nahin jaa raha,
phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.

Santa was standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, 'Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, 'Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.

Santa runing after a Bus,
catches it and asks the Driver:
'Ye bus teri'Maa' lagti hai?'
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To kya Behan' lagti hai?
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta

Tod Do Khayali Bandhan

Jaise boondein bhar kar,
ghumadti hain badliyan
Jaise tadap kar girtin hain,
machalti huyi bijliyan;
Aaj mujhako bhi tum,
aisa hi kuchch kar jane do
Main likhoon ek nayi ghazal,
aur tum tarane do.
Jaise chaltin shokh hawayein,
mast magrur hokar
Jaise chalte juban per kisse,
mashhoor hokar;
Aaj apni wadiyon mein,
hasraton sang bah jane doEk nayi banayein kahani,
Hilms per chchap jane do.
Jaise barish mein hain chaltin,
kagzon ki kashtiyanJashn-e-tyohar mein jab,
nachati hain bastiyan;Aaj apni dhaar sang,
mujhako bhi khul bah jane do
Jashn-e-badan mein doobkar,
jismon ko nachane do.
Jaise sooraj ki kiran se,
khul jata hai soorajmukhi
Chandani mein samndar jaise,
todta hai apni jamin;
Meri nazron mein bandh,
jakhmon ko dhul jane do
Tod do khayali bandhan,
armanon ko khul jane do

Arz kia ha

Rat jagon ma teri yad ai to ahsas hua,
Ik zamanay ma eri nend k rahat hum they,
Ab to khud apni zarorat b nahi ha hum ko,
Wo din theyt k kabhi teri zarorat hum they
Mera bus chahe to teri adaen khirad lon,
Apny jene k waste teri batein kharid lo,
Kar sakein jo har waqt dedar tera,
Sub kuch luta ker who nigahein kharid lo
Chand per ap k nam likhne ko dil chata ha,
Per kia kareKambakht y khayal dopher ma hi ata ha

NON-VEG JOKES

Yad kerte hain tumha tunhai ma,Dil doba ha gamo ki gherai ma,Hamein mat dhondo duniya k perchai ma,Hum milege tumhen tumhare galfriend ki razai ma
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Dad to carpenter: Yar bed mazboot banana mera beta baho ko chode ga.Carpenter: Aesa mazboot banonga k pura mohalla b bahoo ko chodega to be nahi tote ga
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Aurat k 3 karishmay1. Bagare ghas khaey dodh deti ha.2. Bagare danto k kacha gosht khati ha3. Bagair lund kay mard ki gand mar jati ha.
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Wat is the meaning of ladki?
..Guess..
Don't know?
Ok let me tel u
L: Lun
A: Andar
D: Dalwan
K: ki
I: Industry
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Teacher says: Ager apna character acha kerna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko ma samjho.Student: Per Miss is terha hamarey papa ka character kharab ho jay g.
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Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and does not die!
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Teacher: Soch or veham ma kia fark ha?Student: Ap k beti sexy ha ye hamari soch ha or who hamarey hath s bach jaye g ye ap ka veham ha.
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Gals college k bahar lerki chat wale s: `Bhaya meri chaat…'Chat wala: 1 minute dein.Gal: Jaldi s chat dein, mera period shoro hone wala ha
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Puncture wale n suhag rat pe bv ko bath tab ma leta dia. BV: ye kia ker rahe hoHuby: Janeman mujhe chaid pani hi ma nazer ate haen.
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Pathan goes to hell. God: Fry him in oil………After some hours…………God: kia hua, tum ne abhi tak ise fry nahi kiaJallad: Ye to ag jalane k liye jhukne b nahin deta.
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Shab-e- visal m dekha jalal loray ka,Nasain tani thi or monh lal tha loray ka,Hazaro randian chud gayn udhar ma,Qaraz ma duba huwa ha bal bal loray ka.
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Life is game which v have to play! So live it and have funCozHar pal ma pyar ha, har lamha ma khushi ha,Kho do to yadein haen, Jee lo to zindagi ha.
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A man catches the fish .Wife: cant cook it due to no gas, no electricity, no ata, no rice, no oil, nothing.Man puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up & say: :
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Wife: Suno jii Dr mujhe 1 month k liye aram k liye out of contry jany ko kaha ha,Hum kahan jayengy?Huby: kisi dosre Dr. k pass

Suno acha nahi hota

Suno acha nahi hota,
yuunhi besabab bikhar jana,
sab ke rubaro ho kr,
na kio guftago krna,
suno acha nahi hota,
sochoon main khoye rehna,
jaggey main soye rehna,
dil ka jalana b,
udass akheeon main,
ansoon sojoye rehna,
gam ka chupana b,
suno acha nahi hota,
kisi ajnabi ki khatir,
yuun gamgeen hona,
gosha nasheen hona,
sadmoon main jiye jana,
zheroon ko piye jana,
khud ko majboor rakhna,
matam yuun kiye jana,
suno acha nahi hota,
ksi ajnabi ki khatir,
apno ko chor dena,
taluk hi toor dena,
khawaboon main base rehna,
saraboon main base rehna,
suno acha nahi hota,
apne ghar ki fazaoon ko,
kisi ajnabi ki khatir.
yuun magmoom rakhna,

Tumhary chehray ko gulaab keh doon

Tumhary chehray ko gulaab keh doon,
esay yakta yagana nayyaab keh doon,
main kahoon tum ko piyar ka saggar,
ya milan kay sawan ka sahab keh doon,
bolo kiya kahon phol khusbo gulshan?
ya tum ko chand-e-mahtaab keh doon,
mohtaram rakhoon tum ko main es tarah,
tumhain sere mehfil izzat maab keh doon,
muhabat ki haseen nazmoon say saji hue,
tum ko ishq ki aik sachi kitaab keh doon,
main tum ko dilkash manzer likh doon,
baki sab nizaroon ko saraab keh doon,
ho ijazat tu kahoon main tum say,
hay jo dil ka wo khawaab keh doon,
kaha hay main nay jo us ko sameer,
bus ji main aya kay janaab keh doon,

Ye mamlay hain ishq kay

Ye mamlay hain ishq kay in say dil lagaye rakh,
kitaab hijar prhta reh ansoo' mager chupay'e rakh,
kadam kadam museebateen ye ja baja udasiyaan,
Reet hain ye piyaar ki bus tu kadam barhay'e rakh,
Guzishtaa maho saal kay zakhmoo'n ki aahh ko,
naye umeed ka qayas day aur haouslay azmay'e rakh,
jana hay buhat door tak abi kaarwa'n ko thaam rakh,
abi mursateen mohaal hain humateen bundhay'e rakh,
apne hi ye chal chaleen kay maktabe ishq abad na ho,
sameer dars-e-wafa diye tu mehfleen jamaay'e rakh

Wo pal na'janay kahan gaye

Wo pal na'janay kahan gaye

Kuch loog jo meray sath thay

Kuch Raat say sehmay howay

Kuch khowab say tootay howay

Pattoon say kuch bikhray howay

Resham say kuch oljhay howay

Saay say kuch dhaltay howay

Rasta badal k kho gay...

Kiun un' kahi si dastaan

Kuch bhooli bhatki lehroon si

Yeh kaisi qismat bhawaray ki

Kuch phool bhi na khil sakay

Kuch loog phir na mil sakay....

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love HotaNa Chmistry hoti na main Student hotaNa ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident HotaAbhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek LarkiSundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube JaisiBaton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thiSanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thiAankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka PyaarBin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol la KhumarBenzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka EhsaasAndhere main hota tha Radium ka AbhasNazrain mileen, reaction huaKuch is tarah Love ka Production huaLagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aiseNucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaiseUs din hamare Test ka Confirmation huaJab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction huaSun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pareIgnesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak utheWo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni AuqatIron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saathYe sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara BeakerAur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoontpee kerAb us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na thaAur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na thaZindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki TarahAur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

dekh lo khuaab magar khuaab

dekh lo khuaab magar khuaab ka charcha na karolog jal jayan ge sooraj ki tamanna na karoSleepingwaqt ka kaya hai kisi pal bhi badal sakta haiho sake tum se to tum mujh pe bharosa na karoSleepingkirchiyan tootay hoye aks ki chubh jayan giaur kuch roz abhi aiina dekha na karoSleepingajnabi lagne lage khud tumhain apna wajoodapne din raat ko itna bhi akela na karoSleepingkhuaab bachhon ke khelonon ki tarah hote hainkhuaab dekha na karo khuaab dikhaya na karoSleepingbekhiyali main kabhi ungliyan jal jayain giraakh guzre hoye lamhon ki kureedah na karo

Hum Musafir Hain Ajnabi Rahon K

Hum Musafir Hain Ajnabi Rahon K
Na Manzil Milti Hai
Na Wapsi K Nishaan
Zindagi Ki Uljhanoon Main Uljhy
Her Pal Dukh Sehty Hain
Hum Jo Aseer_e_Muhabat Hain
Hum Jo Ahl_e_Qalam Hain
Hisaar_e_Zaat K Dukhon Ko
Kase Biyaan KareenYeh Harf Sare
Marham Nahi Hain En Ghumoon K
Ab To Khawahish_e_ Dil hai
Aisa Ho Koi Harf Jo
Dil K Sare Dard Samait Ley

»» Mere Pagal Piya ««







Mere pagal Piya Meri chahat na kar
Mujhey dekha na kar Mujha sochaa na kar
Meri Be Khawab Aankhon mein na janka kar
Mein to khoo jao gi Mujhey na dhoonda kar...
Mein hun Bad-e-Saba jo rukti nahi
Mein hun essi Ghatta jo barasti nahi hai
Mien essi leher hun jiss mein Halchal na ho
Na tum ko Dabo dey ye lehrein kahein
Mere pagal Piya essi khawaesh na kar
Mein woh sapna hun jo ke sach na ho
Mein woh Umid hun jo ke adhoori rahey
Mein woh rasta hun jiski na manzil miley
Mein woh sehraa hun ke jis mein Bhatak jao ge
Mere pagal Piya esse raste pe na chal
Mein essi kiran hun jo ke be-noor hai
Mein to woh sep hun jiss mein moti na miley
Mein to woh khooshboo hun jiss ko bikar jana hai
Mere pagal Piya mera picha na kar
Mein to woh shaam hun jo ke dhal jaye gi
Mein to woh rat hun jiska sawera na ho
Mein to woh Aag hun jo ke dehekti rahe
Na mere Paas tu AAa to be jaal jaye ga
Mere pagal Piya tu lout jaa
Mere pagal Piya Meri Chahat na kar
Mujhe Dekha kar Mujhe Sochaa na kar...
Mere pagal Piya........ ..



Ker lea hai faisla kehna ossay

Ker lea hai faisla kehna ossay
abb na hoga rabta kehna ossay

jis pe hum chalte rahen hain SATH SATH
kho gaya woh Rasta kehna ossay

teri YADEEN DIL se ruksat ho gain
ho chuka yeh saneha kehna ossay

abb na dekhay ga tumhara rasta
dil ko may samjha chuka kehna ossay

cheen se sone na dega Ghum tujhi
raat bher abb jagna kehna ossay

aashna bun ker na milna rah may
Dosti ek khuwab tha kehna ossay

moer k pechay dekhtay hum bhi nahi
soch ker munh phairna kehna ossay

Saturday 2 February 2008

Main Diya Hoon

Main Diya Hoon Toote Mazaar Ka


Sar Shaam Kiss Ne Jala Diya




Teri Berukhi Adaoon Ne


Mujhe Zarra Zarra Bana Diya




Nai Manzalon Par Pohanch Kar Bhi


Yahi Sochti Hoon Ke kis Tarah




Kin Rastoon Pe Mile The


Kin Raston Ne Bichaar Diya




Yeh To Apna Apna Naseeb Hai


Koi Mil Sake Ya Na Mil Sake




Na Ho Gham Zada Dil Maharbaan


Phir Kya Howa Jo Bula Diya




Mera Hum Safar Zara Soch Ley


Tera Ratoon Ka Khalus Honn




Tera Samne Jo Bicha Diya


Rahey Umar Bhar Jisey Dondatey




Who Mila To Usse Ghawa Diya


Mera Harsatu Ke Mazaar Par




Tera Senkaru Se Sawaal Hai


Tujhe Rook Kar Itna Bataye Ge




Yaha Kis ne Kis Ko Bula Diya

MERE MEHBOOB

Aye qalam zara dheere chal

badi hi izzat ka mukam hai

teri noak ke neechey

mere mahboob ka naam hai...



meri mayat per kafan na dalo

mujhey adat hai muskurane ki

mere janazey ko na lejao

umeed hai mere mahboob ke aane ki.



yaad jab aapki aati hai to

dil me basi tasveer dekha karte hain

tasveer sey jo baat na baney to

taqdeer pe roya kartey hain...



ashiq banna chahta tha

mashooq ban ke rah gaya

agey chalna chahta tha

peechey hi rah gay

mai samjha ke

wo mera intezar karegi

magar usey koi naya humsafar milgaya....

kamal zabt ko khud bhi to aazmaon gi

kamal zabt ko khud bhi to aazmaon gi
main apnay hathoon say us ki dukhan sajaoon gi
supurd kar kay usay chandni kay hathoon main
main apnay ghar kay andhayroon main lot jaungi

Badan kay karb ko woh bhi samajh na payay ga
main dil main rooungi aankhoo main muskuraoongi
woh kia gaya kah rafaqat kay saray lutf gayay
main kis say rooth sakoongi kisay manaoongi

Abb us ka fan to kisi aur say hua mansoob
main kis ki nazm akaylay main gungunaoongi
woh aik rishta-e-baynam bhi nahi laykin
main Abb bhi us kay isharay pay sar jhukaoongi

jawaz dhoondh raha tha nai mohabbat ka
woh kah raha tha kah main us ko bhool jaoongi

TERI YAAD

ek muddat hui dil ko sataati rahi teri yaad
ansoo ban lahu mein ghul jaati rahi teri yaad

subah ko lalima ban chhaa jaati rahi teri yaad
dhoop mein saya ban saath chalti rahi teri yaad

dopahar ko chhaya ban taaseer dilaati rahi teri yaad
shaam ko hawa ka jhonka ban lubhaati rahi teri yaad

raat ke andhere mein jugnoo ban chamkti rahi teri yaad
aasmaan mein taaron sang tim timaati rahi teri yaad

chandani ban zamin ko nahlaati rahi teri yaad
roz khwab ban teri deed karati rahi teri yaad

garmi mein hawa ka jhonka ban aa jaati rahi teri yaad
indradhanush ke rangon mein rang jaati rahi teri yaad

sardi mein khili dhoop si chamakti rahi teri yaad
pahaadon par barf ban bichh jaati rahi teri yaad

phoolon par titali ban mandraati rahi teri yaad
hawa ko khushboo ban mahakaati rahi teri yaad

belon ko sahara ban badhaati rahi teri yaad
baagon ko bahaar ban sajaati rahi teri yaad

holi mein gulal ban rang udaaati rahi teri yaad
diwali mein chiraaj ban ujale failati rahi teri yaad

eid mein chaand ban khushiyaan lutati rahi teri yaad
christmas mein santa ban tohfe baanti rahi teri yaad

thak gaya to dil bahlaane aa jaati rahi teri yaad
chot khaayi to sahlaane aa jaati rahi teri yaad

rooth gaya to manane aa jaati rahi teri yaad
gir gaya to uthaane aa jaati rahi teri yaad

sone chala to lori sunane aa jaati rahi teri yaad
rone laga to hansaane aa jaati rahi teri yaad

jeet gaya to jashn manane aa jaati rahi teri yaad
haar gaya to samjhaane aa jaati rahi teri yaad

mahfil mein raunak ban chhaa jaati rahi teri yaad
tanhaayi mein saath nibhaane aa jaati rahi teri yaad

mere har zarra-o-katre mein basi hui hai teri yaad
meri gazal se rooh tak utar rahi hai teri yaad

maut ke baad bhi "khaaq" se na juda hogi teri yaad
khshboo ban har taraf fiza mein mahka karegi teri yaad

Phir kyon itna...?

Hamko kyon tumne bhula diya
Dekhe hansi hontho pe
Phir kyon itna rula diya

Jin hatho ka tha sahara
Unhone hee duba diya
Hamko chhod majdhaar
Khud sahil pe gaya

Mere gum kee ye daasta
Sunta hai zameen ashmma
Ek na sune wahi
Jiske liye jita hoon yahana

Hamko mila ye kya sila
bhulyaa jinke liye sabko
Unhone hee hamko kyon bhula diya

Dard hai dil main
Ankho main anshoo mere
Din ke ujale main
ab bhee sapne dekhoon tere

Na hai ab koi manjil
Mile na kohi raste
Lagta hai jese ye jindgi
Mili hame Gum ke waste

Bhula esa kyon diya
Jee na paaye chahkar bhee
Hum to tumko bhula na paayenge
shayad ab to markar bhee

Lahu Her Lafz Rota Hai

Lahu Her Lafz Rota Hai


Liya tha aik wada tumne mujse....
Hamesha khush hi rehna hai...
To dekho, dekh lo aa kar..
Meri ankhon ko dekho tum,
Yeh kitni shokh lagti hain...
Mere honton ko dekho tum,
Hamesha muskuraty hain...
Koi b ghum agar aye,
Usay hans kar saha main ne...
Mere chehray ko dekho tum,
Hamesha pur sakoon ho ga...
To socho gay.....
Kia tha main ne jo tumse,
Wo wada ker diya poora...!!!


MAGAR


Ik baat hai piyare...
Kabhi jo waqat mil jaye,
To meri shairi parhna...
Tumhain mehsoos to hoga,
Kaheen talkhi bhara jumla...
Kaheen yeh sard sa lehja,
Kaheen par dard ki jheelain...
Kahin lehjay ki karwahat,
Suno....!!!
Main khush to hoon lakin,
Lahoo har lafz roota hai....

TAJMAHAL EK ALAG ANDAAZ MEIN

As a Bachelor
____________ _________ _________ ______

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!




As a Lover
____________ _________ _________ ______

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti




As a married one
____________ _________ _________ ____

Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti


After 5 years of Marriage
____________ _________ ________

Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga

Kaash Khaabon Hi Main Aa Jao Buhat Tanha Hoon




Kaash Khaabon Hi Main Aa Jao Buhat Tanha Hoon

Ya Merey Zehan Say Yaadon K Diye Gul Kar Do

Merey Ehsaas Ki Duniya Ko Mitta Do Ham-Dam

Raat Taaray Nahin Aangaaray Liey Aati Hai

In Barastay Howay Sholon Ko Bujhaa Do Hum-Dam

Dil Ki Dharkan Ko Soola Jao Buhat Tanha Hoon

Aandheri Raat Main Jab Chaand Khilnay Lagtay Hain

Tumharay Pyaar k Deepak Jaala K Roota Hoon

Tumharay Aanay Ki Jab Aas Jaanay Lagti Hai

Main In Chiraaghon Ko Khud Hi Bujha K Roota Hoon

Zindagi Aisi Mitta Jao Buhat Tanha Hoon

Soochtay Soochtay Jab Sooch Bhi Mar Jaati Hai

Waqt K Qadmoon Ki Aahat Ko Suna Karta Hoon

Aashk Thamtay Hain Tu Aahon Ka Dhowan Uthta Hai

Raat Bhar Yohn Hi Tarapta Hoon Jala Karta Hoon

Baar-E-Gham Kuch Tu Ghatta Jao Buhat Tanha Hoon

NONVEG- JOKES

TEACHER: why do buffaloes look depressd aftr being milked?
STUDENT: madam, if someone press ur Boobs for 2 hours and doesn"t
Fuck u,
how will u feel...



chodne K Baad PATI Apni PATNI Se Bola: Darling Ab RECHARGE
Khatm Ho Gaya. Tabhi Uske.padosi ka.BETA Chaddi Khol K Bola:
HUTCH Ka CHOTA RECHARGE Chalega.


A penis says 2 his goti "right lads get ready and i"ll take u to a
party" the balls reply "u fucking liar u always go inside and leave
us out.



KYA BOSS PHONE
NAHI,

MISS CALL NAHI,

SMS BHI NAHI.

ZORDAR KAAM

CHALU HAI KYA..
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LAGE RAHO




1 purani havelimai band kamre me dhool se bhari tasvir k peechay
lagay jalaay me phasi makri k moo mai dabi makhi k per pai behte
jaraasim ki qasam "I MISS U"



Uff!
Dabao na!
Zor se!
Aisa karo..
apni pant nikalo!
Meri kurti bhi..!
Ab zor se..
Tight hai!
Or zor se!
Ooh!
Ho gaya!
Suit-case band!


car hadse ne sajjan sing to bach jate ha4 pur unka lund
katna padjata hai unki girlfriend kahti hai
WOTO RAB KA SUKAR HAI AAP BAAL BAAL BACH GAI
sajjan apni lungi utha kar dikhate hai aur kahte hai
YAHAN AUR KUCH BACHA KYA HAI BAAL HI BAAL TO BACHE HAI


Sajjan:Dr sahab mujhe bahoot khatarnak bimari ho gai hai`
Dr:"Kya bimari hai batao"
SAJJAN:"Aap hasen ge to nahi"
Dr:"Nahi nahi tum befikr batao kya bimari hai"
sajjan itna sunne ke baad dr ko apna lund dikhata hai ye
dekhkar dr bahoot hasta hai kun ki uska lund maachis tili
jitna patla aur chota hota hai
sajjan:"Maine kaha tha na aap hanse ge"
dr:"Thik hai ab nahi hasunga acha ye to batao bimari kya hai"
Sajjan:"dr sahab bimari yeh hai ki kal raat se
mere lund me sujan hai"



Sajjan sing aur aur unki biwi jab bhi sex karna hota wo
kahte CHALO RAMI KHELE.ek rooz sajjan sing fan saaf kare ke
liye unche tabal pur chad jate hai unki biwi table ko pakadti hai
to lungi se unka lund dekh leti aur bokhlajati hai kahti hai
CHALO RAMI KHELE sajan sing kahte hai CHAL BHAG SAALI PATTE
TO PAHLE HI DEKH LI AB KYA RAMI KHEL GI KHAK?



Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal
& left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals


Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma"am !
you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"
Lady : "O.K. I"ll take that red one"
Salesman: "Sorry, that"s our fire-extinguisher" ;


Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne poocha kis case main ho?
Pathan: gheebat ke case main
Man: gheebat ke case main kese?
Pathan: oye yaara hum ne peeth peechay burai kia tha na


BRIDE"S Dad hands a note to the groom;
"GOODS delivered are not returnable! GROOM gave another note
back to father; "contract void if seal is broken!



Do u know how the parachute got its name?
A girl jumped out of the plane,
And her skirt went up, a pathan saw up & said
"oye kitna pyarachuut hai"



Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt.
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Soiety.
MBA:Married But Available... ..




Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...



today a few drop$ of blood fell down of my heart and when i A$ked
why the re$ponse wa$ "There wa$ $omeone very cruel in your$ heat
that forced u$ to come out.....


What is the similarity between Boobs and a Toothpaste?? ?
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It is easy to know the answer...
Kholo
Dabao
Munh main daalo
Fresh ho jao......... ......... .!!!!!!



Q. What have a KFC and a women got in common...... .....?>
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A. Once you finished with the legs and breasts you are just left
with a greasy box to chuck your bone in




What is the similarity between a college girl and a pregnant woman....... ........?
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Both bunks period...... .......



Sex - Symbol of Love
PENIS - Length of Love
PUSSY - Depth of Love..
BOOBS - Shape of Love...
BUTTS - Base of Love



Bin Saavan Ke Barsaat Nahi Hoti
Sooraj Doobe Bina Raat Nahi Hoti
Kya Karein Ab Kuch Esi Aadat Hai K
Aapki Gaand Mein Ungli Kiye Bina
Din Ki Shuroowat Nahi Hoti.....



Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped..?
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Prostitute: When the cheque bounced..!




Dosti phuddi nahi jo chud jaye
Dosti Gand nahi jo phat jaye
Dosti mammay nahi jo pakray jaye
Dosti to lund hai, Jo uthey to zamana hil jaye




Teacher Class main apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli
Ale Ale Mera Beta Dudh P K Dr.Banega!
Student: Mam thoda humey bhi pila do kam se kam compunder hi ban jayenge



Wife: "Kuttey ko kaise pata chal jata hai k Kuttiya Fucking k mood main hai?"
Husband: Soongh kar..
Wife: To aap ko zukhaam hai kya?



Ek din jangle me chuha tezi se bhagta rahta hai aur chillata
rahta hai BHAGO BHAGO GAZAB HO GAYA raste me use bandar milta
puchne pur kuch nahi kahta aur chillate huye bhag jata hai phir
bhalu milta hai uske rokne pur bhi nahi rukta aur bhag jata hai
phir use hathi milta hai aur use zabardasti roj kar puchta hai to
wah chillata hai BHAGO GAZAB
HOGAYA hathi kahta hai DEKH CHUHE SAHI SAHI BATA HUA KYA HAI
WARNA BAHOT MARUNGA chuha dar jata hai aur kahta hai RAAT KO
SHERNI KI KISI NE GAAND MARLI hathi kahta hai TO TU KYUN BHAG
RAHA HAI chuha kata hai BHAGU NAHI TO KYA KARUN ILZAAM TO MERE
SAR PUR HAI



Sajjan sing shadi ke pahle bahoot he bhole bhale the
suhag raat ke samay jub unho ne apni biwi ke boobs dekhe to
kahne lage ARE BAAP TUMHARE CHATI PUR ITNE BADE BADE PHODE HAI
KAL DR KE PAAS JAKAR CHIRA LAGWAANA.dusre din unki biwi
salwar utar kar baithi thi uski choot dekh kar
bole YEH KYA TUMHE CHIRA UPAR LAGWANA THA TANGO KE
BEECH LAGWA AI



Mirza galib ek din ek ludki ka pecha karte karte jungle
tak pahonch jate hai ludki ghabrakar ek jhad pur chad jati hai
galib bode hone ke karan chad nahi pate hai aur jhad ke niche
baith jate hai.kuch der baad ludki ko peshab ati hai aur wahi
se galib sahab pur peshab kardeti hai.ghalib sahab sayrana
andaz ne ludki se puchte hai
AYE CHANCHAL SHOQUE HASENA YE KAISI NADANI HAI
Ludki bhi tawab shairi me deti hai
MIRZA SAHAB AAP JIS JHEEL SE NIKLE HAI YE US JHEEL KA PAANI HAI.




Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls



Samundar kinare jaa kar baitho... kabhi na kabhi to leher aayegi...
kismat badle ya na badle mere dost...Tunhari GAAND to dhul jayegi...



A prostitute left her profesion nd start teaching.
she goes 2 a skool.princpal asks wot u can teach
biology,zology or psychlogy.
She repliz no Dalogy n Nikalogy



Mother ask daughter:
How is ur married life?
Daughter Shyly show her British Airways Add.
Mother reads the Add & is shocked"
7days a week, twice a day, bothways.



Filmi names of penis.
1-2 ankur
3-5 masoom
6-8 parwarish
9-15 pariwartan
16-20 pyaasa
21-35 shikari
36-50 kabhi kabhi
51-60 kamchor
61-75 yaaden


When MTNL& BSNL introduced push
button telephone in place
of old dial phone,
their ad campaign was
"BAHUT GHOOMAYA, AB DABAA"



Sardar was fucking his wife.
His friend came & knocked the door .
sardar opened the door after 5 mint.
Friend: "BADI DER LAGA DITTY"
Sardar: chatni kutt rahe si.
Friend: BHABHI MENU VI CHATNI CHATA DEYO,
Sardarni: Main tan kunda dho aayee,
sote te laggi hai oh chatt layo.




"Sperms talking to each other in pennies"
main doctor banuga, main pilot banuga,
after sometime Sardar goes to bathroom for "masterbunde"
saale Sardaar ne sada carieer barbaad kar dita.



Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia?
Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia...:D




What"s The Difference Between Pulling A curtain & Panty....... ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
When U Pu The CurtaIn It Means That The Show Is Over........ ......
But PUing Down Panty Meanz....... . It"s Show Time........ ......... ;->




I Wished I were A Ring Upon My girl Friend"s Hand........ ..
Coz Every Time She"d Wipe Her Rear.... I"d See The Promised Land........ .



Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
.
.
.
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain...



This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again. ..maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!



3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.



i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.



Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai



Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2


Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!


Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!



Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).



Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!


Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!



One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!



1 larkay nay baap ko viagira ki goli di aur kaha papa agar
achi lagay tu istimal kay baad mery takiye kay nichay 100rs
rakh daina.
agli subah larkay nay takiye kay nichay daikha tu 1100rs
paray thay
larka:abu may nay tu 100rs kahay thay?
BAAP:baita may nay 100 hi rakhay thay 1000 teri maa
nay rakhay hain.....


suhag raat ko dulha bola"jani bol aaj tujhay chaand par
lay joun ya taroon ki ser karooun"
dulhan sharma kar boli"aap ka rocket 1 baar daikh loun
phir decide karoungi"




wife catches husband with naukrani
NAUKRANI:maaf kardo bibi jee 500rs ka lalach mila tha.
WIFE:may tujhay 5000rs doun gi bata tu nay sahab jee ka
khara kaisay kiya?



dimagh kay liye
BADAM ka juice.
dil kay liye
PYAAR ka juice.
sehat kay liye
ANAR ka juice
khus rehnay kay
liye
?
?
?
?
MERA CHOOS:)




Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain???
Pappu: Sir 6
Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se
hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar



Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?



The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
7 days of bleeding without dieing,
letting a man come without yelling



Doc:Do u watch ur husband"s face while makng love?
Lady:I did once and saw anger.
Doc:Y?
Lady:Bcoz he was watching from the window...!!!



Gals u know whats the Esex
viverting mod me cell apni choot ke ander rakhoo then call ur boy
farand call u this call e sex...



CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga



Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
Its"A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl" now reverse the order
:GFEDCBA "Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!!



jab nigahain ho paaon pe

hath hoon knees pe

dil ho halaq main

aur

ansu hon gaalon pe to

samajh lena



ke tum Peshawar main ho




Jehra msg na kare usdi bund wich 10 lun 2 glass 3 chamache
5 thaliyan 11 manje 8 sofe 2 cooler 6 ac 9 scooter 7 rajayian
5 tv 3 dvd 2 caran 9 boot 21 shirt 18 pentan 2 pani walian tankiyan
10 kille pealee 2 savage . msg kar nahi tan piche toori wala
truck v aa reha hai




NEW iTEAM on
FUDi PLAZA HOTEL=
1- Stuffed mumma,
2- Masala tatte,
3- Lullian da mitha achar,
4- Sirke wale lul,
5- Flavoured fudi,
6- Tanduri bund,



Ek lady ne apni goud me ek baby le rakha tha jiska pao uski choot
per lag raha tha. ek manchala bola : "Tera pao choom loo to
maja aa jaye" Lady boli iske papa ka land choos le ,
wo to pura hi choot me jata hai







thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo


thora sa or
kaha na thora sa or

aby oeeee sunta nahi kia thora sa or
or

thora left say orr
bus bus theeikh hay


AAAAAKH THOOOOOO



tez dhadkanoon ko sunkar bhi tumhe
pyar ki khabar nahi hoti....
kya mehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,
dil ke tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahi hoti....


Aaj Phir Dil Hai Kuch Udaas Sa
Jaane Kyun Ek Mayusi Si Chahi Hai
Aaj Phir Palkon Pe Aansu Hai
Bheed Mein Hoon Phir Bhi Tanhai Hai.



Hum Se Panchi Bhuly
Dil Kia Udd Liay Thak Giay To Basera Kia
Rooz Mer K Jiye
Rooz Ji K Mare
Zaher Her Shaam Kis Ne Piya
Dil Tha Wo Bhi Toot Gaya
Ab Lutanye Ko Kuch Bhi Nahi.....



Tum Bhoolakar To Dekho Hume
Har Khushi Tumse Rooth Jayegi
Jab Bhi Sochoge Apne Bare Me
Khud - Ba - Khud Yaad Hamari Aayegi



Muhabat kiss ko kehtay hain
Hamay tum nay sikhaya tha
Ibadat kis ko kehtay hain yeh bhi tum nay bataya tha
Magar jab hum muhabat ki kisi wadi main khoya thay
Suhanay khawab mairi jaagti ankhoon main soyay thay
Hamain tanha kiya tum ne koi awaz tak na dee
Humhain dhoondha bohat sapnay sajati mairi aankhooN ne
Buhat khushfehmian palay
Buhat hi door ja niklay
Jahan say loot anay main
Hamay ik umer lagni thee
To uss damm aik pal socha!
Keh kyun na hamm kuch door aur ja bhatkain
Kisi nayi oor ja niklain
Kisi kay sath phir hum bhee
Khail muhabat ka phir khailain
Kisi ka toor dain dill hum
Kisi ko sooz main daikhain
Magar mushkil pari hum ko
Keh hum pathar nahen balkay dharakta dill hi rakhtay hain



Meri Chaahat Pe Tum Humesha Bharosha Rakhana,
Ey Khuda Mere Mehboob ko Sada Salamat Rakhana,
Tere Sapno ko Sanwar Ne Hum zaroor Aayenge,
Bas Aankho Me Humara Intezaar Rakhana



mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat
shareef seedhay saadhay or naik insan hein ap ko na
to koi chalakii atii hai or na he
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"HUSHIYARI"


doctor implants new ear to a man
Man: doctor! you swine you gave me an ear of woman
Dr: yes! but it makes no difference
Man: it does, now i hear everything but hear nothing



ROSE
LOTUS
TULIP
ORCHID
SUNFLOWER
JASMAINE
LILY!
All Flowers r Sweet but
they"ve no Comparision with u !!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Kyunki
Gobhi ke Phool ki BAAT hi or hai.. :-)....



Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle
apko mera salam,
Chai peene wale kabhi
COFFEE bhi piya karo
yad karne wale kabhi
1-2 message bhi kiya karo... :-)



msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
par msg aaeyga kese
dosti jo kanjooso se bana rakhi hai



Welcum to WWW.Shareef. COM
Type Pass : ****
NEW MEMber : U R Welcum
PROCESSING DEnIED !
SOrry U R Not SHareef ... ! Try
WWW.Khabees. com



If i need brain transplantation i"ll definitely prefer Ur brain. Y?
Bcoz..
Ur
Genius..?
NaNa
I just want a brain which is Never Used B4!
BolayTo
ZeroMeter!!



aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye,
Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye,
Najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap,
Hum tou police station se pagal-khane tak dekh aaye..!




JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT:Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe"JATT" kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.



Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein

samose bi thay

pakoray bi thay

sharbat bhi tha
kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the

Khujoor bhi thi

bas

aik tumhari kami thi


Kharboozay!




Haseeno ke ye jo lambe baal hote hain,
Aashiqon ko phasaane ke jaal hote hain,
Khoon chooste hai ye aashiqon ka
Tabhi to inke gaal laal hote hain.



Help, the police put me in prison for looking
so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly
bastard to get me out... hurry up
hahaahahahahahahaha hahahha



beta tayari kar lo!
Count down shurru ho chuka
thoray se din reh gaye hain
jo karna hai kar lo





phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge




Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya



Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...
present sir.
guddu...
present sir.

kaalu...
present sir.
ulluu...
ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....



kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?



Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain



Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri "50000"rs h r r z milnge.
Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK


Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,

tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.


Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai



Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai
khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile


haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada

Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada

Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada

Tu hai Hai wo....

HARAMZADA..




Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.




Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF




Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?



Ehh, Do u want a new tone ? wait for 5 secs...

05.....

04....

03...

02..

01.

) " (
/ ).)...P RRRR..
L./L./



New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....



barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.



Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...

yeh le...


) " (
/ ).) o
L./L./ o
o
kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha. ......!




Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi
Ab aA gaya


"PAMPERS"
Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna




molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo



Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
Insult SMS



AQAL" kya hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha: Bahut Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,
Apne kaha:Hain... ......... . Woh kya hoti hai?




CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,
CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,

Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...


HARPIC Use Krne ka...






God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
.

.

..
5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..




when i miss u
i read your sms


when i want to see u
i close my eyes


and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey





i message
recieved

1
cool person
sent it

1
fool is
reading it

1
fool is
angry

1
fool is
still reading

1
fool will frwd thid
msg to another fool




Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.
roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!




Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!



.""""v""""".
...v...
aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???



World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!



tumhari payal ki jhankar
tumharay kangan ki khankaar
tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat
tumharay dil ki dhak dhak
uffffffffff. .......



tum larki ho ya noise polution??



zindagi main sab kuch mil sakta hai
paisa
property
gaari
izzat
lekin



tootay huay daant dobara nahi miltay!
samajhdar ho, umeed hai ab sms karo ge



No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?


Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"



Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..


andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee
so ja shaitan,


Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo


Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....
main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......
per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....
her baar phisal jata hoon........ ....



Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental

SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.




Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish

Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....
Laikin

Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai



Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k


Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..




Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?

"TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
or

AAP NE KAHA

"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".




Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is


"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"




aik aadmi murghi ki gand me lund dalnay ki koshish kar raha hota hay
oor kehta hay "KHOL VI ANDAY NALON TAY NAI MOTA"


Gilrls College k samnay se 11 Girls Kailay bachnay waly se
11 kailay mangti hen, Kailay wala kehta he k puray
12 he melayngay, to aik Girl kehti he" Chlo Yaar Aik Kha Leyn Ge"


Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.

Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.

Our maid is my RILIEF &

I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...



Sexy female teacher asked the class:
mere marney k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kia likha hoga?
a boy from last row:Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai....


Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?


2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay


choot chorangi per ek choot ne khud kush hamla kiya
14 chootein halak 10 lund zakmi 22 topay khul gaey
40 MAMAY la pata AUR kai jhantin sulag gaein police ki
foran karwai se 19 TATTAY PAKRAY GAEY baqi tattay farar
sms miltay he under ground hojao



2 lund flim ka tickat laytay hai pehla lund dosre se bolta hai yar
flim sexy na hoo
dosra lund : kio bay
pehla lund : salay nahi to sari flim kharay ho kar daykhna parhay ga



During pregnancy,1st three months fuck normal style,
Next 3 months fuck dog style,
Last 3 months do it wolf style,
sit outside the pussy and howl.
AaAoOOo..... . ;->



**"""""""""* *"""""""" "**
Lovely Eid Card
~----------- ---~
"*=*"
Muhabbat say
Chahat say
Wafa say
Khuloos say
Pyar Ishq say
Jazbon say
Ihtiraam say
Poray "DIL" say
~*~*LOVELY*~ *~
*~*~*EID~*~* ~
~*"MUBARAK"* ~



Raju: Papa, aaj se school me ek period SEX EDUCATION
ka bhi shuru ho gaya haiDad: good.
Lekin tum LULLI kyon hila rahe ho?
Raju: Teacher ne homework diya hai.



Girls were masturbating with carrots. Banta says: What r u doing?
Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us?
Banta: Wait, I"ll get a carrot



BRA kholne se
parvat milta hai.
PANTY kholne se
khai milti hai.
Lakh dard ho,
parvat par
chade bina
raha nahi jata,
aur khai me
gire bina
maza nahi aata.


MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..



Girl: Dr, my boobs r small. Pls Do somethng ?
Dr: Cum everyday. I wil suck & make them BIG.
Girl : Ok then I wil get my husband also. His penis is also small !


SCHOOL MEMORIES-Last bench te baith ke kachian dekhna.-
Pichle bench te baithan lyi ladna.-
Under bench muthaan marnian.-
Bahar khade ho ke madma de momme dekhne.-
Canteen ch ja ke ik duje di bund ch ungal dena.-
Bunk maar ke blu filma dekhnia.-
Mastar to bund te dande khane.-
Papran wich deskan te likhna.-
Agge baithi kudi de ungal laa ke paper puchna.
Those days will never come again.
This Msg is for all ur frnds whom u really miss.



Girl hostel me phone aaya : Reeta HAI KYA ?
Warden ne pucha :aage kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya - Ab to pata nahi Pehle SARSON KA TEL lagati thi



A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.
Girl"s father with a lot of "tehzééb" asked,
beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?
Jatt replied "O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,
agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya


A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it"s painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don


A policeman arrested a prostitute in the
Hospital area & asked for her profession. <
Prostitute: I"m a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections


A policeman arrested a prostitute in the
Hospital area & asked for her profession. <
Prostitute: I"m a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections


Beta:mummy tum roj papa pe chad ke jump kyu marti ho?
MoM:PAPA Ke pet ki hawa nikal ne ke liye
beta:kya fayda baju wali aunty roj muh se fir hawa bhar deti hai....