NON-VEG JOKES

Yad kerte hain tumha tunhai ma,Dil doba ha gamo ki gherai ma,Hamein mat dhondo duniya k perchai ma,Hum milege tumhen tumhare galfriend ki razai ma
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Dad to carpenter: Yar bed mazboot banana mera beta baho ko chode ga.Carpenter: Aesa mazboot banonga k pura mohalla b bahoo ko chodega to be nahi tote ga
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Aurat k 3 karishmay1. Bagare ghas khaey dodh deti ha.2. Bagare danto k kacha gosht khati ha3. Bagair lund kay mard ki gand mar jati ha.
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Wat is the meaning of ladki?
..Guess..
Don't know?
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L: Lun
A: Andar
D: Dalwan
K: ki
I: Industry
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Teacher says: Ager apna character acha kerna chahte ho to apni har teacher ko ma samjho.Student: Per Miss is terha hamarey papa ka character kharab ho jay g.
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Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and does not die!
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Teacher: Soch or veham ma kia fark ha?Student: Ap k beti sexy ha ye hamari soch ha or who hamarey hath s bach jaye g ye ap ka veham ha.
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Gals college k bahar lerki chat wale s: `Bhaya meri chaat…'Chat wala: 1 minute dein.Gal: Jaldi s chat dein, mera period shoro hone wala ha
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Puncture wale n suhag rat pe bv ko bath tab ma leta dia. BV: ye kia ker rahe hoHuby: Janeman mujhe chaid pani hi ma nazer ate haen.
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Pathan goes to hell. God: Fry him in oil………After some hours…………God: kia hua, tum ne abhi tak ise fry nahi kiaJallad: Ye to ag jalane k liye jhukne b nahin deta.
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Shab-e- visal m dekha jalal loray ka,Nasain tani thi or monh lal tha loray ka,Hazaro randian chud gayn udhar ma,Qaraz ma duba huwa ha bal bal loray ka.
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Life is game which v have to play! So live it and have funCozHar pal ma pyar ha, har lamha ma khushi ha,Kho do to yadein haen, Jee lo to zindagi ha.
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A man catches the fish .Wife: cant cook it due to no gas, no electricity, no ata, no rice, no oil, nothing.Man puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up & say: :
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Wife: Suno jii Dr mujhe 1 month k liye aram k liye out of contry jany ko kaha ha,Hum kahan jayengy?Huby: kisi dosre Dr. k pass