Sign board outside a prostitute's house in Grant road: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
Yesterday's news : An aunty was ****d while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.
How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are Larger than they appear from outside.
***** class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me, aap yeh achhanahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
Santa and Banta were caught raping a girl.
They were called for identification parade.
When the girl arrives,
both Santa and Banta shout together:
'Yahi thee,
Yahi thee'
Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai?
Sari colony khush hai,
Ek tumhari hiaag nahin bujhati?
Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations.
At the time of packing
Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai,
main saath nahin jaa raha,
phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
Santa was standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, 'Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, 'Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.
Santa runing after a Bus,
catches it and asks the Driver:
'Ye bus teri'Maa' lagti hai?'
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To kya Behan' lagti hai?
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta
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