Some funny

Chahta Hoon Tujhe Pyar Doon
Dosti Pe Apni Zindagi Waar Doon
Par Jab Tera koi REPLY Nahi Milta To
Dil Kerta Hy Teri G@ND Pe Goli Maar Doo......... ......... ........

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .

Father & son went to medical store Father buys pack of condoms

Son:
Whats this?

Father:
Its medicine for killing rats

Son:
O bhenchod!

Ch00t mein bhi choohe..!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

Manmohan America gaye..>>BUSH se bole,raat ko maal bhejo..! >>Bush:16 saal ki ya 20 ki..?Manmohan: 65 ki bhejo,hum America ki beti nahi maa ch0dne aye hain..!!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------

Husband: Tum meri kis cheez se sabse zyada impress ho..?
Life Style,.
Car,.
Bank Balance.?
Biwi: Tumhare Sexx se..,tumhara jaisa Sexx mohalle me kisi ko nahi aata..!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --

Ye ladkiya b kitni chalaak hoti he,apna 16 rupye litre wala DUDH ka lalach dekar hamara 180 rupye kilo wala GHEE nikal leti hai..!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----

16 sundria Swiming pool me naha rahi thi, achanak . . Pool ka sara pani sukh gaya ! Pucho kyun ? Yahi he asli WHISPER ka kamal"Gilepan ki chhutti..

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Girl to boyfrnd-Dear, do u know apki lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai??
boy-Achcha,
Girl-kyun ki,iske baad lund ki catagari hoti hai

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

newly married husbnd to wife at his in-laws home- chalo darlin aaj sex karte hai....!!!

wife- nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai...!!

husbnd- to kya mere hi baap ne randi khana khol rakha hai????

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

ghalib na fermaya : koi saheli na mili to na sahi , tere jesa dost tu mil gaya

WAH WAH

chalo choot na mili tu na sahi .. tere jesa chootiya tu mil gaya

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

Aftr marriage couple in bed
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She:0h!dat feels gud.
hand moves 2 her breast.
She:Honey,dats wonderful.
hand moves 2 her leg.
She:0h honey dnt stop.
He stops.
She:Why did u stop?
He: Coz I found d remote!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

Ultimate thought:

Failure is not when ur girlfrand leaves u,
its only when u leave her..

.....virgin

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----

On first night
Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!
Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere lund par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Kisi condom company ne world-cup ko sponser kiya hota to uski advt me aise likh
te....
Cover your STUMP.
Before you PUMP

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Responses during sex_
a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8...
b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now..
c) WIFE - I think d ceiling needs painting....

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --

TOTALLY NON-VEG
Bhosri Plaza Hotel
'MENU CARD'
Grilled m ummay;
Achari l und;
P huddi of the day;
Tandoori b und
L ullian sirkay waali:
Chilly c hoot;
T attay mughlai
Gori b und da halwa;
Nargisi t attay;
P huddi pakoray;
L und folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani g and kabab;
Daigay m ammay;
L und khara masala;
B hosri fried rice;
Melted t utti cream;
P eeshab up;

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

Whats the height
of bad luck...





A man had sex in
dream and got AIDS

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

Two Sardars got into a heated argument.While argueing, 1 of them shouted "Kiss My A ss!"The other replied "This is not the time 2 b romantic'.. :-)

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------

Banta to wife : It is shame but let me confess I have become HOMOSEXUAL.

Wife: How come?

Banta: I have Sex at HOME only!
Wife:Thank god I am not

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

Da ultimate truth of Life is dat,"SUCCESS KISSES U IN PRIVATE"

But....

"FAILURE ALWAYS FU CKS U IN PUBLIC"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

What is the height of shock?


When you are having sex with a pregnant woman and suddenly a hand
grabs your dick from inside!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------

A Couple Was Kissing In Da Garden
Suddenly Dog n Bitch Start Fucking

Boy: Janu Mera Bhi Dil Kerta Hy Main Bhi Ker Loon

Girl : Ok, Par Sambhal Ker Kutiya Kaat Na Le

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------

Milk Products According To Breast Size . . . ! ! !


32 Tarang
Chota Pack Bara Maza

34 Everyday
Jaise Chahe Piyo

36 Olper's
Un K Liye Jo Dil Khol Ker Peete Hyn ;->

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, "In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha,

ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge?

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

Dad-Beti ki Shadi zaldi karni chahiye.
Mom-Ji ha,kitchen se roj GAJAR,MULI gayab ho rai he
Grndfathr-Do din se meri lakdi bhi gayab hai

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

Pilot to tower:"i'm 300 miles from land,600 feet over water & no fuel,plz instruct."
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Tower to pilot:"Gaaaand marao!!!"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -

Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota?
.
.
.
.
.
Toh chautha(4th) bandar underwear ke saamne haath karke khada hota

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------

Degrees Of Girl

BA – Beautifull Ass

LLB – Lovly Lickable Breasts

BSc – Beautifull Sexy Cunr

MBBS – Member Of Big Boobs Society

MBA – Married But Available ;->

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

1 Larka Mar Gya Tou Us Ki maa Roty Huey Boli; Mere Larke Ne Dunya Main Dekha Hii Kia Tha

1 Parosan Larki Boli : Maine Tumhare Larke Ko Sab Kuch Dikha Dia Tha ;->

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------

Grl 2 Swami: Can i c d future?
Swami: Gt nakd & bend & he startd oiling her asss..
She: It feels u're gonna fuk me?
Swami: dekha tum future dekhne lagi na..!!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

Aaj maine
2 kasme
khai hai...



1) Parai ladki pe nazar
nahi
dalunga.






2) Kisi bhi
ladki ko
paraai nahi
manungaaa!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

zara sambhal k


zyada bhaari chiz mat utana


waqt pe khana


waqt pe sona


apna khayal rakhna



Q



k




Teesra mahina chal raha hai na




2008 ka!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------

Shaadi K Baad Larke k Dosto'n Ne Larke Se Poocha "Kaisi Rahi Suhaag Raat?"

Larka Bola : Aray Yaar Kabhi Khaandan Main Shaadi Nahi Kerna

Dosto'n Ne Poocha K: Kyun

Larka Bola : Jab Main Zor Zor Se Kerne Laga Tou Wo Boli

"KAMRAN BHAI" Zara Aaram Se . . .

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------

A Guy Wanted To Lose Weight

He Went To A Diet Centre

It Offered Plan A or B

He Took Plan A

He Was Than Taken To A Room Wherein A Good Looking Naked Girl Wid A
"If U Catch Me, U Can FUCK Me" Sign Was W8ing For Him

He Never Caught Her But Lost 50 Lbs

After 3 Days

He Decided To Try Plan B

Thinkin Tht Shud B Better
Excited, he Quickly Enteed The Room

A Horse Was W8ing Wid A Sign That Says
"I'll Fuck U If I Catch U" ;->

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------

Shazada Saleem:- Anarkali ham tumhari Phudi Lena chahtae hae

Anar Kali:- Shahzada Hazur itni Bari cheez maang li aap nae

Shahzada Saleem:- ohhhhh ager itni bari hae to rehnae he do.......... ...