Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...
*.*.*. • If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex. *.*.*.* • Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....
*.*.*.* • Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai ?Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.
*.*.*.*.* • Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying Push it more.
*.*.*.*. • Lady: What is a good time for Sex?Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4.Lady: Why ?Dr: The compounder will not be here...
*.*.*.*.* • Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went straight to her n asked: What is this?Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!
*.*.*.*.* • Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month.
*.*.*.*.* • Sex is evilEvil is sin Sin is forgivenSo let's begin.
*.*.*.* • Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?Gril: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
