Girl Friends Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
Equation
7Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
here are two things to aim in life, first to get what you want, second is to enjoy what you got..Man
Men are like.....Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Commercial s.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Crystal.
Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like......Dry cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like … Fragments of soap they get together in bars
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels..
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like......Horoscope s.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like......Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like......Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like....Newborn babies.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like ... old car tires Balding,
full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like.....Place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like .. plastic wrap Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like… Weather.
Nothing can be done to change them
Men:1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have oneAround.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try theirLuck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from theirMistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensiveClothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dressBeautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they stillExpect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you
