"My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:"
Just wait until your father gets home.
"My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:."
You are going to get it when we get home!
"My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:"
What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!
"My Mother taught me LOGIC:"Because I said so, that's why."
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"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going tothe store with me.
"My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:"
If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.
"My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:"
If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job.
"My Mother taught me ESP:"
Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?
"My Mother taught me HUMOR:"
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.
"My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:"
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
"My Mother taught me about SEX:"
How do you think you got here?
"My Mother taught me about GENETICS:"
You're just like your father.
"My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:"
Do you think you were born in a barn?
"My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:"
When you get to be my age, you will understand.
"My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:"
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.
Then you'll see what it's like.
"My mother taught me RELIGION:"
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
"My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:"
If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!
"My mother taught me FORESIGHT:"
Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
"My mother taught me IRONY:"
Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about.
"My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:"
Shut your mouth and eat your supper!
"My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:"
Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!
"My mother taught me about STAMINA:"
You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished.
"My mother taught me about WEATHER:"
It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.
"My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "
If I yelled becauseI saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?
"My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:"
If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!! !
"My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:"
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
"My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: "
Stop acting like your father!
"My mother taught me about ENVY:"
There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
