Friday 18 April, 2008

Arz Kiya hai....

Maine poocha chand se...Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....Chand ne kaha ,

Abe Bhosdi ke, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......

Tu Chaand Tarey Todna tu Chhoti Baat Hai.........

Hum tu Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey....!!! !

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Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,Dil tera dhadke,

to dhadkan meri ho,Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,

Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

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Majnu ki halat to dekhiye,

kabr mein pada thaMajnu ki halat to dekhiye,

kabr mein pada thaHaddiyan to gal gayi thi,

par land khada tha......... ..

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kudrat ne kya diya zamaane ko,

kudrat ne kya diya zamaane ko,

ek diya lagaane ko..aur do diye dabaane ko..

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Sitare hain gardish mein sanam gand maaro na hamari,

miloge bahar-e-gulistan mein maa chod denge tumhari....

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Badan uska silky ho,

Breast uski milky ho,

Dekhne me chikni ho,

Pehni usne bikini ho,

Neche uske chimney ho....

Lamba apna danda ho,

Usme jaake thanda ho.

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Mud kar jara idhar bhi dekh jalim,

ke tamanna hum bhi rakhte haiChut tere paas hai to kya,

lund hum bhi rakhte hai!

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Chaku se kya kaat ti ho, dhaar to talwar mein hai,

Chaku se kya kaat ti ho dhaar to talvar mein hai,

Dupatte se kya dhaak ti ho, maal to salwar mein hai

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Ye waqt nahin hai rone ka,ye waqt hai bacha hone ka,

Uss waqt kyun nahin royi thi,

jab chipak ke mujhse soyee thi,

Aab jo kiya hai wo bharo,

Tab to kehti thi aur karo aur karo....

GUL KHILE GULAAB KHILE AAP KE MAANGO KE BEECH MAIAJEE GUL KHILE GULAAB KHILE AAPKE MAANGO KE BEECH MAIUPAR WAALE NE KYA CHEEZ BANAAYI HAI APKE TAANGO KE BEECH MAI