Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye.
Sas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi, dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya.
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Pathan 1 ghante s pregnant aurot ko chod raha tha. Aurat: ab bas karo mujhe dard ho raha ha. Pathan: chup hilo nahin, mujhe bache k gand nahin nahi mil rahe.
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1 sardar apni bhen ki room ma gaya waha osko plastic ka lund mila,
who dekh ker bola…………………………………………………………………………………… "
acha y hota ha bhen ka lora"
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James Bond was showing his new telephatic watch to a gal n say: u r not wearing a panty.
Gal: I m wearing. Bond: My watch is 10 minutes ahead.
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A sardar eats Viagra daily. Friend asked: u don't have wife or gf then y u eat the Viagra daily? Sardar: Bus wase hi underwear ma ronak lagi rehti ha.
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1 Hindu n Muslim s pocha: Tum log khatna kion kerte ho.Muslim ko samaj nahi aya or bola: bas wase hi khobsorti ajati ha
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Shadi k bad dost one lerke se pocha " kaesa raha"Larka: " yar toba karo kabhi khandan ma shadi nahi kerna"Friends: KionLerka: thora zor lagaya to dulhan boli " kamran bhai aram se!"
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BV: ao jee, bohat serdi lag rahe ha.Huby: Pata ha (phir guse se bola) hamari aurtain chodwane se nahi ……………….…………………………….. nahane se ghabrati hain
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Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special------------ --------- --------- -----Beti : Ma Gao ma bollywood wale ayen haenMaa: Beti under ajaoBeti: Ma pata ha Imran Hashmi bhi aya haMaa: Beti bakri ko bhi under lele------------ --------- --------- -Suhag rat ma hakle ne kaha " A A Ao na chu chu chu "BV chadi utar ker: "Ab chum le, chod le ya chos le per chu chu na ker"------------ --------- --------- ---Dr: sans le…. Or lambi sans….. or lambi…………. Thori or lambi……. Suddenly sound came "khatak"Dr: Lagta ha ap ki paslo fracture haLady: stupid mere bra ka hook toth gaya ha------------ --------- --------- ----Sardar bought a pressure cooker , next day he return the cooker, Shopkeeper: y r u returning it?Sardar: Gher ma jawan betian haen or ye sala setian merta ha------------ --------- --------- -----1 makrani bohat dare se 1 khobsurat lerki ko dekh raha thaLerki: kabhi lerki nahi dekhiMakrani: dekhi ha per soch raha ho, ager tum hamara ma hota to hum bhi itna khobsurat hota------------ --------- --------- --------1 admi bache ko molvi ke pass le jata ha or pochta ha ye bara ho ker kia bane ga. Molvi oske samne 1 book, 1 sharab k bottle or 1000$ rakhta ha, bacha tino cheze le leta ha. Molvi preshan hota ha, sochta ha or phir kehta ha " ye bara ho kar Maulana Fazlur Rehman bane ga"------------ --------- --------- ------Police ko 1 body mili ha, kalay dant hain, ghonslay jaese bal haen, dimag nahi ha, pao ulte haen, mujhe tumhari fikr horahi ha, zara miss call to marna.------------ --------- --------- ----Dil ka dard hamey batate kion nahi,Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kion nahi,Mar jao gey aese hi zor laga ker,Qabz haito hashmi churan khate kiun nahi------------ --------- --------- ---------Ary hume to apno ne luta garon ma kahan dum tha,Meri haddi waha tuti jahan hospital Band tha,Muje jis ambulance me dala oska petrol kam tha,Muje raksha ma isliye bithaya or iska kiraya kam tha.
