Ek poem

Gungunaate huwe aanchal kee hawaa de mujh ko,Ungliyaan phair kar baaloun mein sulaa de mujh ko,

Jiss tarah faaltu guldaan padey rehte hain,Apnay ghar ke kissee koney se lagaa de mujh ko,

Yaad kar ke mujhe takleef hee hotee hogee,Eik qissaa hoon puranaa saa bhulaa de mujh ko,

Doobte doobte aawaaz teree sunn jaawoon main,Aakhari baar tu saahil se sadaa de mujh ko,

Main tere hijr mein chup chaap naa marr jaawoon kaheen,Main hoon saqte mein kabhee aa kar rulaa de mujh ko,

Dekh main ho gayaa hoon badnaam kitaabon ki tarhaa,Meree tashheer naa kar abb toh jalaa de mujh ko,

Roothnaa teraa meree jaan liye jaataa hai,Aise naaraaz naa ho hans ke dikhaa de mujh ko,

Log kehte hain ke yeh ishq nighal jaataa hai,Main bhee iss ishq mein aayaa hoon duaa de mujh ko,

Yahee auqaat hai meree tere jeevan mein kaheen,Koyee kamzor saa lamhaa hoon bhulaa de mujh ko,

Aur kuch naheen maangungaa mere maalik tujh se,Uss kee galiyoun kee buss khaak banaa de mujh ko.

THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

"My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:"

Just wait until your father gets home.

"My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:."

You are going to get it when we get home!

"My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:"

What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!

"My Mother taught me LOGIC:"Because I said so, that's why."

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"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going tothe store with me.

"My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:"

If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.

"My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:"

If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job.

"My Mother taught me ESP:"

Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?

"My Mother taught me HUMOR:"

When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.

"My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:"

If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

"My Mother taught me about SEX:"

How do you think you got here?

"My Mother taught me about GENETICS:"

You're just like your father.

"My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:"

Do you think you were born in a barn?

"My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:"

When you get to be my age, you will understand.

"My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:"

One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

Then you'll see what it's like.

"My mother taught me RELIGION:"

You better pray that will come out of the carpet.

"My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:"

If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!

"My mother taught me FORESIGHT:"

Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

"My mother taught me IRONY:"

Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about.

"My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:"

Shut your mouth and eat your supper!

"My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:"

Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!

"My mother taught me about STAMINA:"

You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished.

"My mother taught me about WEATHER:"

It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.

"My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "

If I yelled becauseI saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?

"My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:"

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!! !

"My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:"

I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.

"My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: "

Stop acting like your father!

"My mother taught me about ENVY:"

There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

A Rebellious Little Bird

There was once a little bird who decided to rebel against tradition, and when it came time to fly south for the winter, he decided to stay behind. All the other birds flew south for the warmer weather, leaving the rebellious one alone.

Of course, it wasn't long before the little bird discovered he had made a terrible mistake. Winter set in and it became very cold. So, he decided that he had better take off and fly south like his friends.

He started flying, but didn't get very far before the cold north wind began to freeze his wings, and he went plummeting down, down, down ... He fell straight down from the sky, through an open hole in the rooftop of a nearby barn, and directly into a fresh pile of cow dung.

Well, the warmth thawed out his wings, and soon he was feeling fine again. But, as his little head popped out from the smelly dung, along came a cat who plucked him up and ate him.

Moral : Whenever you end up in a pile of DoDo it may not necessarily be a bad thing, and everyone that comes to pull you out of your DoDo may not necessarily be a good thing.

Arz Kiya hai....

Maine poocha chand se...Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....Chand ne kaha ,

Abe Bhosdi ke, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----

Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......

Tu Chaand Tarey Todna tu Chhoti Baat Hai.........

Hum tu Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey....!!! !

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Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,Dil tera dhadke,

to dhadkan meri ho,Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,

Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

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Majnu ki halat to dekhiye,

kabr mein pada thaMajnu ki halat to dekhiye,

kabr mein pada thaHaddiyan to gal gayi thi,

par land khada tha......... ..

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kudrat ne kya diya zamaane ko,

kudrat ne kya diya zamaane ko,

ek diya lagaane ko..aur do diye dabaane ko..

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Sitare hain gardish mein sanam gand maaro na hamari,

miloge bahar-e-gulistan mein maa chod denge tumhari....

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Badan uska silky ho,

Breast uski milky ho,

Dekhne me chikni ho,

Pehni usne bikini ho,

Neche uske chimney ho....

Lamba apna danda ho,

Usme jaake thanda ho.

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Mud kar jara idhar bhi dekh jalim,

ke tamanna hum bhi rakhte haiChut tere paas hai to kya,

lund hum bhi rakhte hai!

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Chaku se kya kaat ti ho, dhaar to talwar mein hai,

Chaku se kya kaat ti ho dhaar to talvar mein hai,

Dupatte se kya dhaak ti ho, maal to salwar mein hai

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Ye waqt nahin hai rone ka,ye waqt hai bacha hone ka,

Uss waqt kyun nahin royi thi,

jab chipak ke mujhse soyee thi,

Aab jo kiya hai wo bharo,

Tab to kehti thi aur karo aur karo....

GUL KHILE GULAAB KHILE AAP KE MAANGO KE BEECH MAIAJEE GUL KHILE GULAAB KHILE AAPKE MAANGO KE BEECH MAIUPAR WAALE NE KYA CHEEZ BANAAYI HAI APKE TAANGO KE BEECH MAI

INTRESTING FACTS...

Any month that has a Friday the 13th also has a Wednesday the 25th.
John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.
In 21 states, Wal-Mart is the single largest employer.
Jim Gordon, drummer of Derek and the Dominos ("Layla"), killed his mother with a claw hammer.
One of Hewlett Packard's first ideas was an automatic urinal flusher.
Eric Clapton did not play the very famous first riff on the song "Layla".
That was Duane Allman. Clapton comes in later.
As you age, your eye color gets lighter.
There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.
The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows
Illinois has the most personalized license plates of any state.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. There are 206 bones in the adult human body, but 300 in children

Fleas can jump 130 times higher than their own height. In human terms this is equal to a 6 foot person jumping 780 feet into the air.

Snakes are true carnivores as they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat any type of plant material.

The blue whale can produce sounds up to 188 decibels. This is the loudest sound produced by a living animal and has been detected as far away as 530 miles.

The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.

It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest.

Erosion at the base of Niagara Falls (USA) undermines the shale cliffs and as a result, the falls have receded approximately 7 miles over the last 10,000 years.

The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

North Dakota has never had an earthquake.

Alexander Graham Bell (who invented the telephone) also set a world water-speed record of over seventy miles an hour at the age of 72

There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.

EIGHT LIES OF A MOTHER

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say 'Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry.'This was Mother's First Lie.

As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten; My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, 'Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish.'This was Mother's Second Lie.

Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, 'Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning.' Mother smiled and said 'Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired.'This was Mother's Third Lie

When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration; I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said 'Drink, son! I'm not thirsty! This was Mother's Fourth Lie.

After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small. Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying 'I don't need love.'This was Mother's Fifth Lie.

After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, 'I have enough money.' That was Mother's Sixth Lie.

I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me 'I'm not used to high living.'That was Mother's Seventh Lie

In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, 'Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain.'That was Mother's Eighth Lie.

Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died. YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!

M - O - T - H - E - R

'M' is for the Million things she gave me,

'O' means Only that she's growing old,

'T' is for the Tears she shed to save me,

'H' is for her Heart of gold,

'E' is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them,

'R' means Right, and right she'll always be,

Put them all together, they spell 'MOTHER' a word that means the world to me.

For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your Mom's presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren't so blessed, this is even more beautiful.

[11 Rules For Heathy Friendship]

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is morepainful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.



2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.




3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.




4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it'salso true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.




5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetimeto forget someone.




6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.




7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what youwant to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.




8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,it probably hurts the person too.




9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; atimely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.




10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everythingthey just make the most of everything that comes along their way.



11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When youwere born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

ik Gazal us pe likhuu.

ik Gazal us pe likhuu.N dil kaa takaazaa hai bahut in dinon Khud se bichhar jaane kaa dharakaa hai bahut raat ho din ho Gafalat ho ki bedaarii ho usko dekhaa to nahiin hai use sochaa hai bahut tashnagii ke bhii muqaamaat hain kyaa kyaa yaanii kabhii dariyaa nahiin kaafii, kabhii qatraa hai bahut mere haathon kii lakiiron ke izaafe hain gavaah main ne patthar kii tarah Khud ko taraashaa hai bahut

LOVE_RIA
SUNIL
sunilbhanu@zapak.com

Door ways to heart

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry he! r husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Bohat Khoobsurat hai

Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari
Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari
Agar ho inaayat,eh jaan_e_mohabbat
Bana dijiye inko kismat hamaari
Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumaari

Jo sab se juda hai woh andaaz ho tum
Chhupa tha jo dil mein wohi raaz ho tum
Jo sab se juda hai woh andaaz ho tum
Chhupa tha jo dil mein wohi raaz ho tum
Tumhaari nazaakat bani jab se chaahat
Sukun ban gayi hai har ek beqaraari
Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumaari

Na the jab talak tum hamaari nazar mein
Na tha chaand shab mein,na suraj saher mein
Na the jab talak tum hamaari nazar mein
Na tha chaand shab mein,na suraj saher mein
Tumhaari ijaazat tumhaari hukumat
Ye saara gagan hai ye dharti hai saari
Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari
Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari

Ager ho inaayat,ek jaan_emohabbat
Bana dijiye inko kismat hamaari
Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari
Khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari
Bohat khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari
Khoobsurat hai aankhen tumhaari

Love_RIA
SUNIL

Fairy Tale

Fairy Tale

Many years ago in a small Indian village,

A farmer had the misfortune Of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender.

The Moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.

So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter.

He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would Have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.

He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.

The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses

The above logical answers.

What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Well, here is what she did ....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.

some sms

Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye.

Sas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi, dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya.

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Pathan 1 ghante s pregnant aurot ko chod raha tha. Aurat: ab bas karo mujhe dard ho raha ha. Pathan: chup hilo nahin, mujhe bache k gand nahin nahi mil rahe.

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1 sardar apni bhen ki room ma gaya waha osko plastic ka lund mila,

who dekh ker bola…………………………………………………………………………………… "

acha y hota ha bhen ka lora"

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James Bond was showing his new telephatic watch to a gal n say: u r not wearing a panty.

Gal: I m wearing. Bond: My watch is 10 minutes ahead.

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A sardar eats Viagra daily. Friend asked: u don't have wife or gf then y u eat the Viagra daily? Sardar: Bus wase hi underwear ma ronak lagi rehti ha.

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1 Hindu n Muslim s pocha: Tum log khatna kion kerte ho.Muslim ko samaj nahi aya or bola: bas wase hi khobsorti ajati ha

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Shadi k bad dost one lerke se pocha " kaesa raha"Larka: " yar toba karo kabhi khandan ma shadi nahi kerna"Friends: KionLerka: thora zor lagaya to dulhan boli " kamran bhai aram se!"

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BV: ao jee, bohat serdi lag rahe ha.Huby: Pata ha (phir guse se bola) hamari aurtain chodwane se nahi ……………….…………………………….. nahane se ghabrati hain

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Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special------------ --------- --------- -----Beti : Ma Gao ma bollywood wale ayen haenMaa: Beti under ajaoBeti: Ma pata ha Imran Hashmi bhi aya haMaa: Beti bakri ko bhi under lele------------ --------- --------- -Suhag rat ma hakle ne kaha " A A Ao na chu chu chu "BV chadi utar ker: "Ab chum le, chod le ya chos le per chu chu na ker"------------ --------- --------- ---Dr: sans le…. Or lambi sans….. or lambi…………. Thori or lambi……. Suddenly sound came "khatak"Dr: Lagta ha ap ki paslo fracture haLady: stupid mere bra ka hook toth gaya ha------------ --------- --------- ----Sardar bought a pressure cooker , next day he return the cooker, Shopkeeper: y r u returning it?Sardar: Gher ma jawan betian haen or ye sala setian merta ha------------ --------- --------- -----1 makrani bohat dare se 1 khobsurat lerki ko dekh raha thaLerki: kabhi lerki nahi dekhiMakrani: dekhi ha per soch raha ho, ager tum hamara ma hota to hum bhi itna khobsurat hota------------ --------- --------- --------1 admi bache ko molvi ke pass le jata ha or pochta ha ye bara ho ker kia bane ga. Molvi oske samne 1 book, 1 sharab k bottle or 1000$ rakhta ha, bacha tino cheze le leta ha. Molvi preshan hota ha, sochta ha or phir kehta ha " ye bara ho kar Maulana Fazlur Rehman bane ga"------------ --------- --------- ------Police ko 1 body mili ha, kalay dant hain, ghonslay jaese bal haen, dimag nahi ha, pao ulte haen, mujhe tumhari fikr horahi ha, zara miss call to marna.------------ --------- --------- ----Dil ka dard hamey batate kion nahi,Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kion nahi,Mar jao gey aese hi zor laga ker,Qabz haito hashmi churan khate kiun nahi------------ --------- --------- ---------Ary hume to apno ne luta garon ma kahan dum tha,Meri haddi waha tuti jahan hospital Band tha,Muje jis ambulance me dala oska petrol kam tha,Muje raksha ma isliye bithaya or iska kiraya kam tha.

bekudi ki ranai main hai tanha koi

bekudi ki ranai main hai tanha koi
mujh se mera pata pooch raha koi

Bewafai ki aag main jal raha koi
Aashiyana hasraton ka jala gaya koi


kuch rind ladkhada ke mai-khane ja rahe they
Mai(sharab) ke dhoke mai ansoo mere pi gaya koi

tanhai main jinda reh kaaise pata koi
bijrliyaan dard ki gira gaya koi

har ek iljhaam-e-mohabbat seh leta "majrooh"
armano ka qtal mera kar qatil mujhe bana gaya koi

Hasane ke bad kyun rulati hai duniya?

Hasane ke bad kyun rulati hai duniya?

Jane ke bad kyun bulati hai duniya?

Zindgi main kya kuch kasar baki thi

Jo marne ke bad jalati hai duniya.

Aankho ki awaz kuch or hoti hain

Aansuo ki aag kuch or hoti hain

Kaun chahta hai aapno se judai

Majburiyo ki baat kuch or hoti hain.

Tadapkar dekho kisi ki chahat main

To pata chale intazar kya hota hain

U hi mil jaye koi bina chahe

To kaise pata chale pyar kya hota hain.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda

Sham ko pi subah ko utar jayegi

Arey do boond pyar k pile

Zindgi saree nashe main guzar jayegi

george bush

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. HeAsks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them theright questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is notyour brother or sister. Who is it?"

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